Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.
Something Wrong
The club is falling apart today.
Quinn's pregnancy hormones are making her crazy and every five minutes she runs out of the room to pee. No, Finn, she's not having the baby.
Tina's really crabby because she's on her period.
Mike broke his arm last week and he can't dance.
Kurt is freaking out because his skin is oily and he's developing a pimple.
Artie fell out of his chair.
Whoops, Mercedes just twisted her ankle after she tripped on the stool.
Santana accidentally elbowed Matt in the gut really hard and he vomited all over his shoes.
Will can't get the projector to work, and he wants to show them a video.
Brittany is videotaping them again. Oh, hold on a second...she forgot to turn on her cell phone first.
Puck killed a spider and Kurt screamed like a girl.
Wait, and one more thing.
Rachel has laryngitis again.
Oh, that's why.