Why I hate Twilight So Much
A Poem by Famous Mr. Potter
For all those who do not know
I hate Twilight oh so so
It made me gag
Reading about a stupid hag
Vampires don't sparkle
Unless they want to be fairies
Meyer this is indeed vile and gross
That even my horse crackled
Where is the magic?
Where is the flying cars?
Who is the bad guy?
Dear me don't tell me it's Edward himself.
Shouldn't there be a vampire school?
A place where Bella can actually fit in?
Seems to me she's just full of dread.
I'm sure if Voldy read this
It'll be in the trash
I won't be his number 1 goal
Meyer will certainly win that roal
My poem is certainly not crappy
It's full of good advice instead
Whoever reads Twilight must be in line for death
If I read one more page of it I'm to meet that in the end
It's sad to say I used to be friends with Edward
He used to be Cedric
Now I'm scared for Voldy
Do all his victims turn into sparkly vampires?
So dear reader burn that book and laugh
It's hard to even think that this story is up against my own
Who do you think is better?
A sparkly pedophile?
Or a wizard with awesome powers?
I think I win.
The End