Author's notes: I know that hentai means pervert but when I wrote this, I thought it meant jackass. When I found out, I could not think of anything to take his place. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO DO THIS!!!! I DON'T OWN INUYASHA BUT I WISH I DID.
Chapter 1
"How much further?" Shippo whined as he laid spread out in Kagome's bike basket. (Thud) "Kagome, Inuyasha hit me again!" "Sit, boy." (Thud) "What was that for?" He yelled as Kagome ran over his head after the sit command. "For being a Baka." she replied coolly "Inuyasha, consider her feeling for once." Miroku said as he used his cursed hand to rub Sango's ass." Stop it hentai." (Slap) Kagome hit a rock and Shippo fell out. "Oops, sorry." Kagome said sarcastically. She was pissed at Inuyasha because the night before he was sleepwalking and he got into her sleeping bag and was groping her. Miroku decided that he would take his "baby" problems into his own hands and found out what one ugly headache felt like. The night before he wanted her to have his child so he went in Sango's bed and snuggled up but he did not know that she was a light sleeper. In the end she hit him with a heavy object (we all know what that is).Shippo was in a tree laughing at the two morons. In fact, he was laughing so hard that he pissed his pants. After getting back in the basket, he fell asleep and made the basket a bathroom.
Sorry for the short chapter. Please R&R. Ja ne!