So first I wanna say that I really wanted my first story here to be a real one, but then I stumbled over this one that I wrote the first time I got drunk... Yeah... And to be honest, I'm so embarrassed, but at the same time I thought it was hilarious so I just had to publish it. As you can see I get drunker and drunker as the story(ies) goes, and my grammar and spelling is gruesom.

THIS STORY IS NOT SPELLED CHECKED OR GRAMMAR CHECKED. NOTHING IN THIS STORY IS SUPPOSED TO BE PROPER, EVERYTHING IS JUST CRACK AND HUMOUR, I DON´T OWE ANYTHING AND THERE IS MENTION OF SEXUAL SITUATIONS. THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!

Destiel fanfic by me, while under influence of alcohol.

Castiel hasn't visited on a long time. The winchesteres had moved from motel to motel but they never heard from Castiel... It kinda drove Dean wild, but he would never telll that to Sam. It would be something Sam would never stop teasing about it, so he never said anything. But Sam did notice he was more distance than ever.

One night that Dean had some very nasty dreams, Castiel finally showed up. You could hear the fluttery flutt of his wings and then he was there, looking at dean. SAM had choosen to get another room than dean cause he thought dean would bring some gal but he didn't...

Castiel was watching as dean touched himself. He thought about leaving but the sight enchanted him. Dean was moaning his name over and over, 2CAS, CAS CAS§!", And cas got so turend on that he fucked Dean to olivion, they made love so mush thaqt they said "i love you"!#""".

The end!

Might be another story!

Castiel was a nerd. Dean was a jock.

It was in the middle of class when the teacher asked then to stay after class. They mutely agrreed.

After class was over castiel asked whats wrong, but the teacher just said that castiel was the new tuturer to dean. Castiel agreed(as long dean wouldnt hit him in the face), dean agreed too btw...

they met at as place and ended up having amaising sex, they got married after.. YAYYYYYY! ;D

Dean and cas sitting in a tr in g ng!

They love each other!

Im listing to queen while I write this ;)

I love destiel, merthur, klaine, jackie, and some others... idk

8I lo ve castiel, and dean...n

DEAN ADND CAS HAD DIRTY SEX WITH ANANL INWOLVED!

JIUST SAYIN

DEA N AND CAS FUCK INTOO OBLIVIOUS!

THE FUCKIGN END

once apon a time, dean was a princed. But ge was lonely. Then suddenlyt cas camne, and tgey had reaklly hot anal sex and marred the engdæ

I love cestirl""""

they fick al the time112

I'm so sorry