Disclaimer: This all belongs to the genius, J.K. Rowling. As hard as it is too believe, based on my writing, I am not her, am not related to her, in fact, I have never even met her.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione had returned to Hogwarts for the fifth year of Hogwarts when all of a sudden Harry and Hermione had hound themselves locked together in a closet. Hermione has blossomed into a bosomy, beautiful WOMAN, and when Harry started doing all sorts of 7th year magic, Hermione knew she had to have him.

"Harry, " Hermione started, "Ever since you started doing that 7th year magic I knew I HAD to have you."

"Oh 'Mione! Ever since your hair grew so beautifully long and silky, and your bosoms grew so big I knew I had to have YOU."

Just then they embraced each other and their lips pressed against each other and they found themselves snogging for several minutes when, just then, the new transfer student, Sarah Elizabeth AngelKisses4eva opened the door. She shrugged.

"We knew this was bound to happen all along," Sarah Elizabeth AngelKisses4eva winked.

Hermione said, "Boy oh oi, Sarah Elizabeth AngelKisses4eva, that wand sure is beautiful."

"So are you Hermione, So are you!" Harry said passionately.