TV Night With Jane and Maura
"What's on Maura? The Red Sox are off tonight."
Maura picked up the remote to the tv and activated the on-screen guide. "Oh Jane! Look! It's the 'Anthony Zimmerman Show!' This show is so fascinating! He goes..."
"Oh. Hell. NO! I am not watching this. I've seen this show before. This is the idiot that travels around the world eating bugs and brains and guts and buttholes and worms and eyeballs... no way! The last time I watched this show I couldn't eat for a week!"
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"Oh yeah, now that's more like it. The Cartoon Channel!" Jane began singing along with the theme song. "OOOOOOHHHH...Who's chatty and yellow and lives in the sea?..."
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"Well here's something meaningful. How about "The Ramona Meadows Show?" Maura raised her 'Finger of Meaningful Discussion.' Jane you DO realize that she is a Rhodes Scholar and that her IQ is...
Jane just laid her head against the back of the sofa and snored loudly.
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Maura pouted but continued to page through the on-screen guide. Jane suddenly squealed "Back it up! Back it up!" Maura looked at Jane but slowly clicked back through the last few channels in the guide.
"Whoa!" Jane cried. "Stop right there!"
"What is it?"
"The Action Network! OH MY GOD I don't believe it! They're showing "The Five Poison Fingers of Shaolin!"
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"Oh yeah... Maur I think we just found something we can agree on. Have you ever seen this show?"
"I'm not sure. What is it?"
"This is probably the coolest show ever. It's called 'Memebusters'. It stars these two science geeks. The skinny ginger is a totally hyperactive nerd and the other one is this bald wicked cool walrus-looking guy."
"What do they do that make them so..." she made finger quotes "cool?"
"Every week they take some sort of urban legend on the internet and use it as an excuse to crash cars, shoot bad-assed guns, or use some sort of explosive to blow the bejeebeez out of something!"
"With science?" Maura asked skeptically.
"With science!" Jane clapped her hands. "That settles it! 'Memebusters' it is! Science for you, explosions for me! Let's order a pizza!"