Hello out there I'm just sitting here killing time until InuYasha comes on. So I decided to start another fic. Well this one is totally different from my other one and this one will I hope be funny.

Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or any other characters waahhhhh

Chapter 1:Welcome

"Welcome to another exciting season of Big Brother. This time we have a very special house guests. We have 12 members of the InuYasha cast as our competitors. Let's welcome our house guests."The announcer being the lovely Lin (A/N She's my character from Hello There).

All of a sudden InuYasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Kouga, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Kikyo, Jaken, Rin, Shippo, and Kaede. Everyone of them had a puzzled look on their face. Next to each of them appeared a bag. "Huh?" the group said collectively.

"Welcome to Big Brother InuYasha. Each of you have been chosen to compete in this game. Beside each of you is a bag with extra clothing provided by our wonderful sponsor Culebra. Now before we do anything else would like to know what you are competing for?" Lin said as she revealed the complete Sacred Jewel.

"Gimme the jewel!" several voices shouted at once. As everyone lunged for it.

"Un uh you have to win the game first." As Lin said this she once again hid the jewel. "Now I assume you all want to play the game in order to get the jewel. First off everyone sit all weapons on that table over there."

"What!"came the shout.

"No weapons allowed simple as that. But all of you will perfectly safe, I guarantee it. I have the authority and permission, given to me by our wonderful sponsor Culebra, to dispose of anyone who poses to do bodily harm to another. Now all of you be good and put those weapons down." All but InuYasha and Sesshomaru did this. "You two put those weapons down now."

"No, wench!" they said in unison glaring at each other.

"WENCH! Why I oughta..." Lin was cut short as a voice came from seemly out of nowhere.

"Lin behave." the voice scolded. "As for you two, I will teach you a lesson."

Suddenly the two were face down on the pavement. As the two rose back up they smashed back down again. This continued for about 10 minutes when the two feeling submitted to handing over their weapons.

"You have just witnessed the power of our wonderful sponsor Culebra. Now that all of the of you have handed over your weapons, you now will pick lots to see who will enter the house first. Upon entering the house you will go to one of the four bedrooms and choose a bed." Then Lin pulled out a box to draw lots.

I will write another longer chapter later since InuYasha just came on. Bye Bye for now.