Chapter 1: Philipino Food fight
Harry: YAY! Another year at Hogwarts! I can't wait!
Ron: Why?
Harry: Don't know. Just felt like saying that.
Ron: Oh, okay. Whatever.
Harry: Oh look its Hermione.
Ron(blushing): Oh shut up!
Harry: Why?
Hermione: Because he said.
Harry: Oh standing up for him are you?
Hermione: No, I just want you to shut up.
Harry: Oh okay.
Hermione: Well we better get to the great hall. I hear we're trying a different kind of food this year.
Harry: Really? What kind?
Hermione: Philipino.
Harry: Hmm sounds interesting...
They all go to the great hall for the feast. When they run into...
Professor Snape: How are you all this fine, fine Autumn day?
Harry: Great Professor. Just great!
Professor Snape: That's GREAT!
Professor Snape walks off, smiling uncontrollably.
Ron: Wonder what he's up to?
Hermione: Why? Ron: Has he ever come up to you and smiled and ask how you were?
Harry: Yes, but he was being sarcastic!
Hermione: No. But still...just because he's being nice doesn't mean he's up to something...
Harry: Okay. Where's the hidden camera?
Hermione: What?
Harry: You know...like on "Smile Your on Candid Camera"
Ron: What are you talking about?!?!?!?
Harry: You know the TV show...?
Ron: Umm I'm sorry, but I have no clue what you are talking about. I don't have time for TV. With all the reading I was doing...
Harry: But you never read...!
Hermione: Harry, you must be confused. Ron is always reading.
Ron: Yeah! I'm your bestfriend! You should know that by now.
Harry:(to himself) I must be dreaming!
Harry:(not to himself)Okay you guys maybe we should go to the Great Hall.
Hermione: Yeah. Maybe we'll have chocolate frogs for dessert.
Harry: Let's just go!
Ron: Wonder who'll be in our house this year.
They all walk to the Hall. Harry seeming to be a bit confused followed Hermione and Ron to the Ravenclaw table.
Harry: Uhh guys. Why are we sitting at the Ravenclaw table?
Ron: Harry, WE ARE RAVENCLAWS!
Harry: Okay, whatever.
Harry:(after the sorting) What in the world kind of food is this? It's DELICIOUS! Hermione: I already told you. It's Philipino.
Harry: Okay. Whatever. It's good!
Hermione: Hey guys, why don't we start a food fight?
Ron: Because we'll get in trouble...
Hermione: So what?
Ron: So what?!?!?! You mean you don't care?
Hermione: Umm no.
Ron: Alright then. You start it. And Harry will join in.
Harry: I will?
Ron: Yes. And then I will...
Hermione: Okay, whatever.
Hermione throws some rice across the room to the Gryffindor table...and it lands in Draco Malfoy's hair.
Professor McGonagall: FOOD FIGHT!
Hermione: WOW! Go Professor G.
Harry: This is all very strange...I think there is a hidden camera somewhere...Ron what did you do this time?
Ron: What are you talking about?
Harry: Oh nevermind! On with the food fight!
Harry: YAY! Another year at Hogwarts! I can't wait!
Ron: Why?
Harry: Don't know. Just felt like saying that.
Ron: Oh, okay. Whatever.
Harry: Oh look its Hermione.
Ron(blushing): Oh shut up!
Harry: Why?
Hermione: Because he said.
Harry: Oh standing up for him are you?
Hermione: No, I just want you to shut up.
Harry: Oh okay.
Hermione: Well we better get to the great hall. I hear we're trying a different kind of food this year.
Harry: Really? What kind?
Hermione: Philipino.
Harry: Hmm sounds interesting...
They all go to the great hall for the feast. When they run into...
Professor Snape: How are you all this fine, fine Autumn day?
Harry: Great Professor. Just great!
Professor Snape: That's GREAT!
Professor Snape walks off, smiling uncontrollably.
Ron: Wonder what he's up to?
Hermione: Why? Ron: Has he ever come up to you and smiled and ask how you were?
Harry: Yes, but he was being sarcastic!
Hermione: No. But still...just because he's being nice doesn't mean he's up to something...
Harry: Okay. Where's the hidden camera?
Hermione: What?
Harry: You know...like on "Smile Your on Candid Camera"
Ron: What are you talking about?!?!?!?
Harry: You know the TV show...?
Ron: Umm I'm sorry, but I have no clue what you are talking about. I don't have time for TV. With all the reading I was doing...
Harry: But you never read...!
Hermione: Harry, you must be confused. Ron is always reading.
Ron: Yeah! I'm your bestfriend! You should know that by now.
Harry:(to himself) I must be dreaming!
Harry:(not to himself)Okay you guys maybe we should go to the Great Hall.
Hermione: Yeah. Maybe we'll have chocolate frogs for dessert.
Harry: Let's just go!
Ron: Wonder who'll be in our house this year.
They all walk to the Hall. Harry seeming to be a bit confused followed Hermione and Ron to the Ravenclaw table.
Harry: Uhh guys. Why are we sitting at the Ravenclaw table?
Ron: Harry, WE ARE RAVENCLAWS!
Harry: Okay, whatever.
Harry:(after the sorting) What in the world kind of food is this? It's DELICIOUS! Hermione: I already told you. It's Philipino.
Harry: Okay. Whatever. It's good!
Hermione: Hey guys, why don't we start a food fight?
Ron: Because we'll get in trouble...
Hermione: So what?
Ron: So what?!?!?! You mean you don't care?
Hermione: Umm no.
Ron: Alright then. You start it. And Harry will join in.
Harry: I will?
Ron: Yes. And then I will...
Hermione: Okay, whatever.
Hermione throws some rice across the room to the Gryffindor table...and it lands in Draco Malfoy's hair.
Professor McGonagall: FOOD FIGHT!
Hermione: WOW! Go Professor G.
Harry: This is all very strange...I think there is a hidden camera somewhere...Ron what did you do this time?
Ron: What are you talking about?
Harry: Oh nevermind! On with the food fight!