A/n: This fic is inspired by Matthais123's fic: Keldeo the Critic.
Note, I haven't done this sort of thing before, and I wrote this to get out of a writter's block, so if any comments in this seem offesive, I don't mean it. The fic was ok-ish, but could be better.
Enjoy!
The Angry Bug Show
Presented by:
Genesect
Somewhere in the anime world, something weird is happening.
Reality is distorting, as something is trying to rip through.
Suddenly, a hole in time and space rips open, and shows what's on the other side.
A white room, with recording equipment is shown, and a tablet.
And one other thing...
A bug, smiling manically.
Hey there!
(The bug waves at the viewers.)
It's me, Genesect!
I've seen loads of Pokemon critics on recently and loved all single one of their works.
So, I've decided to try it out myself!
(Genesect grins happily, then frowns, then leans in.)
Just to say, I'm not an Anime Genesect. I'm not part of the Genesect Army. I'm from the game universe.
(He leans back, and rubs his head in confusion.)
Then how would I see the other critics then?
They're from the other universe...
Never mind, I'm here to review fan-fics!
So, to kick things off, I've decided to review a fan-fic that has something to do with me!
I've looked on the site, and chose 'Genesect's wii u'!
(Genesect blinks in confusion)
Why would I need a Wii U?
How would a Pokemon get a Wii U?
I don't know.
Let's start!
Genesect finally got his wii u and began to unbox it.
And already, I see grammatical mistakes.
Besides, how did I get a Wii U?
How did I get the money?!
(Genesect is seen to be annoyed.)
What did I do, randomly walked into a Gamestation or Game store, and asked for a Wii U?
It's a normal day at the Game store, and one of the employees is quite bored, as there is few people in the store.
Suddenly, screaming is heard from outside, and a purple machine monster walks in, with a sadist smile.
The employee, wits scared and cannot move, only watches as the monster walks up to him.
It is quiet, as the monster stares at the man.
Silence, then...
"Can I buy a Wii U please?"
Eh...
"Hmm, I think there is an a/v plug in the box." Said Genesect. Genesect pulls out the plastic bag out of the box and it was an hdmi plug instead of an a/v plug.
How did I know all of this?
Did Dudley, the guy who built me, decided to put knowledge to set up a console in me?!
I was designed to be a killing machine, not a technician!
(Genesect growls in anger.)
The whole story is just one whole block...
No paragraphs at all...
Genesect plugs the sensor bar, the hdmi and the power plug.
Genesect freaked out that he forgot the wii remote that has the motion plus inside it.
Genesect folds up its limbs and connecting its head to the cannon on its back to activate its high speed flight form and flew very fast to gamestop.
Why is my names repeated many times?
Why not states my gender, instead of calling me an 'it'?!
I know in the games I'm stated as genderless, but the author could decided my gender!
And what's so important about the motion plus?!
Why not use the regluar remote?!
And shouldn't it be with the package?!
Why am I asking so many questions?!
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Sigh...
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Apparently, I flew to gamestop.
At least the author is actually looking up about me, instead of making stuff up...
Genesect talked very fast to know where the wii remotes that have the motion sensor inside the wii remote.
How do I know this?!
"I can't understand what you said." Said the manager.
"Do you have the wii remote that has the motion plus inside the wii remote?" Asked Genesect.
(Genesect just stares with anger.)
So the human isn't freaking out. How?!
If I was a human, and a scary monster came up to me to talk about the Wii U it brought, I would run away before it had a chance!
And this!
"Do you have the wii remote that has the motion plus inside the wii remote?"
Couldn't the author write 'Do you have the Wii Remote that has Motion Plus?'?!
Grammar mistakes, Grammar mistakes everywhere!
Anime Keldeo makes critiquing look easy!
The manager answered that they do have the wii remote that has motion plus inside.
He walks and grabs the wii remote that has motion plus inside and the color of the remote is black and gave it to Genesect. "Here you go sir, forty dollars." Said Genesect
Why did I get the money?!
Did I rob a bank or something?! What am I, Sly Cooper?
(Genesect sighs in frustration.)
Let's continue...
He game the money to the manager.
Spelling mistake here.
In the words of one of the Zoidberg memes...
Your spelling is bad, and you should feel bad!
And back to our regular programming!
The manager said that there is a buy one get one free nunchuck and it was white.
Genesect accepted the offer and buys both, the black wii remote that has a motion plus inside and a free white nunchuck.
I'm not a game console expert, but shouldn't there be one nunchuck among the Wii U in the first place?
So why buy it in the first place, when I can steal it?
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Do I have a TV?
Genesect folds up its limbs and connecting its head to the cannon on its back to activate its high speed flight form and flew very fast back to the embassy hotel like apartment.
Wat.
(Genesect is shown to be shocked, but then shakes his head.)
...
There is two things wrong about this.
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One, how would I carry the items, when my arms are tucked in?
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And two...
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WHY DO I HAVE AN AMPARTMENT?!
Shouldn't I be living at the Hall of Origin?!
So many questions, so little time!
He finally slides out the gamepad out of the box and finally sets up the wii u completely. Genesect plays Genesect the video game, only for the wii u,
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There's a video game of me...?
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I'm not gonna ask...
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Besides, shouldn't there be a pair of these: '', when referring to something?
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But the game of me sounds cool! I wonder what it's like?
"WARNING NOT REAL!"
Crap!
(Genesect is seen to been annoyed.)
Now the readers will never know what 'Genesect, the video game' will be like!
The author didn't bother to put detail into the description of the game!
This is not a good plot point! A bad story with bad plot point is blasphemy!
This is madness!
THIS! IS! SPARTA!
But in all seriousness, the author could of made a funny bit of me playing the game, then having that bit!
Genesect in the wii u game battles a black headed seagull made out of clay!
Wat.
Genesect twirls his wii remote while he says the spell on the gamepad's microphone. "Inside out spell!" Cried Genesect.
And the award to the best name for a spell ever of the year award goes to...
(A drum roll is heard.)
No one! I was being sarcastic!
(The drum roll stops.)
Thank you.
Seriously, the author could of think of a better name.
And wouldn't I damaged the screen?
I have claws after all...
(Genesect raises his claws to show, then drops them.)
"EEWWW! Change it back, change it back!"
Eh?
Genesect herd something outside and he paused the game and Keldeo is at the beach and he saw ice cream and Keldeo said.
(Genesect is shown to be surprised.)
Eh? Keldeo's here?
(Genesect reads the line again.)
Where the heck is his masters?
So, the apartment where I 'live' in, is near the beach?
Wouldn't humans be trying to catch Keldeo or me?
I've got to stop asking questions...
"Huh? Ice cream, Yay!"
Why in some sense, am I imagining Keldeo as a innocent child?
Keldeo should be mature, not a little kid!
Keldeo gallops to the tape and runs to the shallow water. After he stops he gets and ache on the rear end.
You get cramps in deep water, not in shallow water, you fool!
Mr T:
I pity the fool who get cramps in shallow water!
Franziska Von Karma:
What a foolish fool, to get a foolish stomach cramp in foolish shallow water!
Ice Cream shouldn't give you stomach cramps!
It's frozen cream, which is a liquid!
"CRAAAP!" Screamed Keldeo.
Biscuits, Keldeo, Biscuits.
Wouldn't Meloetta be angry with you, using foul language?
Genesect shrugged and went back to his wii u and unpaused.
The stop motion clay seagull defeated Genesect in the wii u game and Genesect lost hp.
Genesect pulls out a stylus and taps the stop motion clay seagull in the gamepad, the tv show the vaccine hitting the stop motion clay seagull and explodes out a white cloud with white feathers.
Most detailed part of the fic.
To make it shorter, there should be some of these: ,
Genesect beats Dawn's high score online.
OBJECTION!
(A table is in front of Genesect, and he bangs his hands on the table. The song 'Phoenix Wright - Cornered Acapella' is in the background.)
This can't be true!
The character Dawn was introduced in the 4th Generation of Pokemon, one generation before yours truly debuted in.
The Wii U was released in November 18, 2012 in Japan, whilst Pokemon Diamond and Pearl was released in September 28, 2006 in Japan!
The events of Gold and Silver/ Heartgold and Soulsilver and Diamond and Pearl happened at the same time, whilst Black and White is many years after!
For Diamond and Pearl, it only had the Wii.
Dawn cannot have a Wii U, as the Wii U was released 6 years afterwards!
So the Wii U did not exist in any of the Pokemon Games as yet of this fic!
The only time it will be in a Pokemon game is in X and Y, in October, on the 12th!
One whole year after Black 2 and White 2 was released in Europe!
(Genesect points, in a Phoenix Wright sort of style)
Ergo, it is impossible for Dawn to have a Wii U!
Meloetta cooks lunch for Genesect and Keldeo.
Wait...
Meloetta lives with me?
I think she's scared of me, due to a fact I'm a bug.
And why isn't Keldeo with his masters?
He should be training with them!
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I didn't know Meloetta cooked...
"Keldeo, Genesect. Lunch is ready!" Said Meloetta.
It better be meat...
Keldeo, Meloetta and Genesect eats lunch at the table and Genesect told about his wii u to Keldeo and Meloetta.
(Genesect looks surprised.)
Well, Keldeo got there quickly.
Could of explained in detail, and I think neither Keldeo or Meloetta would know about technology.
"The wii u and the wii remote that has motion plus inside has both cost the total $339.98!" Explained Genesect. Everyone had a good laugh about Genesect's receipt. THE END
What's so funny about a receipt?!
It's that price a bit too much, isn't it?
Well, a Wii U would be expensive, but a Wii remote couldn't be that much!
This... is a bad fic.
For starters, there is hardly any talking, and is mostly writing about me going places and playing games.
The whole story is just one block of letters, not surprising for a fic of 536 words.
Everything in this fic is mostly made up, about me getting a Wii U, Keldeo down at the beach, three legendaries in an apartment, money, everything!
And this is labeled 'Humor'!
It's not that funny!
The only time you'll find it funny if you have a dry sense of humour!
Now I understand why Anime Keldeo finds some fics horrible!
I mean not hate to the author, but he/she could try, and I mean, try to make an effort, with the plot and spelling!
(Genesect looks to be furious, getting more angry by the second, light gathering at his cannon.)
I'm angry at this fic, because it's SO BAD!
I'm gonna go off on a rampage!
I'm Genesect, and this has been the Angry Bug Show!
Now excuse me, I'm off to destroy things!
(Genesect goes off, a huge beam shooting out of his cannon.)
The Angry Bug Show, by Genesect.
The Story: Genesect's Wii U
Mentioned things:
Keldeo the Critic
300
Memes
Futurama
Sly Cooper series
The A Team
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Smooth McGroove
Biscuits, from KeldeoXMeloetta Sixty Oneshots and Prompts
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl
Pokemon Heartgold and Soulsilver
Pokemon Black and White
Pokemon X and Y
Inspired by Matthais123's fic: Keldeo the Critic, and the Angry Joe Show on Youtube.
The idea of this belongs to Matthais123 and should take full credit for it.