Middle Earth Adventures

Chapter Two

Margot: Guys don't just stand there!!

*The girls suddenly realize they don't have any weapons!*

Tess: We don't have any weapons!!!!

Ashley: Girls you know what to do!

*Merry, Frodo and Pippin all look confused*

Tess: *jumps up karate style and kicks the Ork in the face* Don't worry Margot!

Lissie: Yeah! *Whacks the Ork with a stick*

Ashley: We'll save you!!*Dodges the Ork by running between its legs*

Margot: Frodo, you imbicile save me!!!!

Tess: Same for you two hobbits!!

*Suddenly who should jump out of a tree but Legolas!!*

Tess: Legolas!!

Lissie: Throw me your bow!!

*Legolas tries to toss bow at Lissie but Ashley intercepts it with her face*

Ashley: Owwww!!

Lissie:*Picks up the bow and starts shooting arrows at the Ork and hits him in the chest* He's still not dead!!!

Margot: *Does a flip out of the Ork's arms and kicks him at a tree!* Hiyaaaaa!!

*The Ork gets knocked unconscious and dies*

Legolas: Lissie, excellent shot!

Tess: Legolas! I missed you!!!

Legolas: Hello Tess, How are you?

Tess: Better now that you're here.

Legolas: Yeah, Okay.

Pippin: Ashley you were so brave!!

Ashley: I know.

Margot: *shoves Frodo* Thanks for attempting to save me jerkoff!!

Frodo: I was scared!!!!

Lissie:*kisses Legolas* Thanks for showing up.

Legolas*blushes* It was nothing...that's the first time you've ever kissed me.

Lissie: Okay Legolas, enough with the kiss.

Tess: Hey!!! What about me?!?!

Lissie: Oh my gowsh! Tess, I'm sorry!!

Merry: Why are you guys in Hobbiton anyway?

Margot: We've come to see Bilbo.

Frodo: We'll he's quite far away we'll have to stay at the Prancing Pony over night! Margot you share a room with me!

Margot: Hahahahahah, not funny.

Merry: Why don't we split up the girls and boys into two rooms?

Pippin: Sounds just about right!

Ashley: C'mon Pippin help me onto the horse so we can get going!

*The girls all get on the horses, Tess and Legolas, Margot and Merry, Ashley and Pippin and Lissie and Frodo.*

The next chapter of Middle Earth Adventures will be very very very very very exciting!! So stay tuned!