Hey what's up? Yukizama (AKA Jackie) here with a random Final Fantasy VII Story. Ah well, here ya go!

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy (although I wish I did). And aside from this, SEPHIROTH OWNS THE WORLD! MUWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! You must bow down to him or he will eat your cheese puffs in the middle of the night.

Sephiroth: Yes… Cheesy goodness.

Me: o.O

Chapter 1: Randomness

The blonde haired Cloud Strife walked down the street. "I feel like… MCDONALDS!" He happily ran towards the fast food restaurant. "Yeah, I want a hashbrown and some pancakes please." Glowing green eyes stared back at him. "Cloud, we don't serve breakfast at 2:14 in the afternoon. Pick something else." "Well excuse me, Sephiroth, but I believe YOU are serving ME." Sephiroth sighed and rolled his eyes. "Yeah, but we don't serve breakfast at this time. Now either choose something else or go away." Then an annoying voice came out of no where. "Excuse me, Sephiroth, are we having a problem?" The silver haired mako gasped. "No, no! No problem at all, Yuffie!" Yuffie grinned and pushed her short hair out of her face. "Good, because I am assistant manager and I can have your butt fired in like 2 seconds mister!" Sephiroth began to protest but then looked at Cloud. "Well this idiot wants breakfast and it's like 2:15." Cloud glared. "I want things my way! That's your rule isn't it? "Have it your way"?" Yuffie sighed. "Uh Cloud, that's Burger King. This is McDonald's. And I apologize for the inconvenience but we don't serve breakfast items past 10:30." Cloud crossed his arms. "But I want hashbrowns! I'm gonna sue McDonald's!"

Suddenly a booming voice erupted. "SUE MCDONALDS!" The manager, Barrett, walked out from the back. "No, no, there's no reason to sue us, Cloud. Sephiroth, what the hell does he want that you can't get him?" "He wants breakfast." Barrett looked at Cloud. "At 2:17?" Cloud nodded. "Dammit, you idiot, we don't SERVE breakfast past 10:30. Why are you so stupid!" Cloud started pouting and protesting. "Oh gee, Barrett, I am your best friend…" "No you're not!" "…and you can't do this one thing for me? For shame, Barrett. For shame." Barrett rolled his eyes. "Look, you can have ANYTHING but breakfast. Now hurry up, you're holding up the line." The manager walked away from the scene and Yuffie started patrolling around again. Sephiroth sighed. "What do you want Cloud?" Cloud cleared his throat. "Ahem, that is not the correct way to speak to a customer." Sephiroth muttered under his breath and was thinking of casting Supernova, but there's no possible way he could pay the damages if McDonald's were to be destroyed. "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order, sir?" Cloud nodded. "I'd like 3 chicken mcnuggets." "Cloud, nuggets come in either 4 packs, 6 packs, or 10 packs. That's it!" "Fine Mr. Bossy. I'll take 30." Sephiroth's eyes widened. "What? You can't possibly eat all that!" "Fine. 40." The cashier growled and set the order. "That's $5.25." "$5.25! In my day, they were only $5.24!" Sephiroth stared at him. "Your day? What are you talking about! THIS IS YOUR DAY!"

About two minutes later, Sephiroth handed the bag to Cloud and sighed. "Well you managed to hog up my last 10 minutes of work. Dammit, Cloud. You idiot." Cloud laughed and played with his chicken nuggets. "Ha ha, look it's shaped like a dinosaur." Sephiroth smacked it out of his hands. "I'm not on shift anymore, so YOU can pick that up." Cloud began crying. Just then Reno walked in with Rude. "Take notes, Rude. McDonald's is dirty. Note the chicken nugget on the floor." Yuffie gasped. "HEALTH INSPECTORS!" Barrett ran out. "WHAT! HEALTH INSPECTORS! Oh hell no! Sephiroth get back on duty and pick up that nugget." Sephiroth glared. "But my shift is over!" Rude started writing on a clipboard. "Ah yes, good job Rude," Reno stated. "Take notes on the miserable and evil looking employee. Tell me…" Reno read Sephiroth's name tag, "…Sephiroth? Do you even have dental?" Sephiroth rolled his eyes. "Reno, this is a McDonald's. They don't GIVE dental!" Rude began writing again. "No dental, eh?" Reno tsk tsked and began to look around. "Hey, what the hell are you doing!" He looked at Barrett who was spraying air freshener on the nuggets. "I'm trying to make them smell nice." "Dammit, you're gonna kill someone!" Sephiroth was looking out the window. "Too late," he said as someone bit into a nugget, began choking and crashed into a fire hydrant.

Reno gaped in horror as he saw the car explode. "Why did it explode? It was just a fire hydrant!" Sephiroth exclaimed, rolling his eyes. Rude shook his head and Reno nodded. "My lovely bald friend is right!" Then he randomly turned and kissed him. After the kiss, he turned back to the others. "You guys should be ashamed! Look at the poor fire hydrant!" He gestured outside. "It's dented!" Sephiroth arched an eyebrow. "Uh, shouldn't we be more worried about the person who died? I think it was Aeris." Cloud sat on the floor, staring in horror at the nugget. "It was so young!" Sephiroth stepped on the nugget and Cloud burst out in tears. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU SEPHIROTH!" Reno gasped. "Someone get that squished nugget to a hospital quick!" Sephiroth crossed his arms. "IT'S ONLY A NUGGET!" Reno stared at him. "Only a nugget? What if that was your nugget out there? Huh? How would you feel then, Mr. One-Winged Angel!" Sephiroth sighed. "So what are you going to do, Reno? Tear this place apart because it's dirty?" Just then a bulldozer knocked the roof off and everyone looked up to see Cloud driving a wrecking ball. "No, I am!"

Later that night…

Sephiroth was at home playing the Sims. "Dammit Jenny, go make out with Alma!" He began whining just as the doorbell rang. He paused the game and walked to the door only to find Cloud, Tifa, and Yuffie. "What the fuck are you guys doing here!" They all yelled in unison, "SLUMBER PARTY!" Sephiroth glared at all of them. "NO! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Cloud whimpered. "But we brought guacamole!" Tifa raised her eyebrow. "Cloud, that's not guacamole, that's facial mask." Cloud put a chip into it and ate it. "Mmm, guacamole!" Sephiroth growled. "I'm not kidding get out of here!"

Two hours later…

Sephiroth glared around the room as they all put make up on him. He had tried to resist for over an hour, but the female mind was too cunning. Cloud just sat there eating the facial mask the whole time. By the time the girls were done picking and waxing and messing with his face he walked to a mirror. "Oh… my… GOD! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!" He had pink eye shadow, purple lip gloss, blue mascara, red blush, and they braided his hair. "Nuh uh! No way! Why couldn't I get my makeover like Cloud!" Cloud smiled. He had black eye shadow, black lipstick, black mascara, and white blush. "Because only the beautiful people can wear black." Aside from the makeup, Cloud had pink pajamas on. Sephiroth on the other hand wore his normal black leather. "Cloud, I wear black all the time!" "Yeah but no one ever said you were beautiful."

The next morning, Sephiroth kicked everyone out of his house. "Damn, Yuffie, Tifa, and Cloud," he muttered as he walked to his bathroom to take a shower and get all the crap off of his face. He took his leather off and put the water on super hot level. He got into the shower and lathered his body with soap and began humming his theme song. There was a flash of white light and Sephiroth opened his eyes. Cloud was in the shower with him and a waterproof camera. "Hiya, buddy. Just taking a shower to wash this stuff off my face. Black is so ugly!" Sephiroth screamed out. "Cloud! What the hell are you doing in my house? In my shower? WITH ME!" Cloud grinned. "I already answered that." Sephiroth pushed him out and closed the curtain. "GET OUT!" He felt extremely violated and angry at the same time.

Cloud sighed and walked away with his camera. "Oh well, one for the internet," he said halfway down the street. "Now where should I go? I KNOW!"

Reno answered the door. "Hello? Cloud what the fuck are you doing here?" Cloud smiled. "I need help with my life. Will you be my psychiatrist?" Reno looked around. "Uh, sorry Cloud. I'm kinda busy." Tifa's voice yelled. "Are you coming back? Rude and I can't do this without you!" Cloud's eyes widened and he backed away and began running. Reno gasped. "It's not what you think!" He sighed and walked back to the kitchen to help the two open the pickle jar.

Cloud sighed and walked down the street. "Ew… Tifa, Reno, and Rude. Gross." He pondered what to do next. "I'LL GO TO MCDONALDS!"

Five minutes later…

When he got there it was torn down. "Oh yeah. I'll go to HOT TOPIC!"

Five minutes later…

Sephiroth held up a jacket. "Hmm, this is interesting. Excuse me, how much is this?" "That jacket with your face on it is about $104." "Oh my god! Such terrible prices. What the hell is your problem! It's just a jacket! Then again… I'm on it… I'LL BUY IT!" As you can tell, Sephiroth is a conceited son of a bitch. Anyways, then Cloud walked in. "Oh my gosh. What are the odds? I come to my favorite store only to find my best buddy!" Sephiroth gasped and looked around. "I don't see Barrett around here." "No silly, you!" "Cloud, I'm not buying you anything!" "PLEASE SEPHIROTH! IT HAS MY PICUTRE!" Sephiroth growled and ignored him. "Excuse me, how much for this sword?" "Wow, I don't remember that being at our store." Cloud looked around. "Hey! That's my sword!" Sephiroth grinned and ignored the crying Cloud (lol it's raining. ignore that dumb joke). "Well I'll sell it to Hot Topic for about $4000." "Deal."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

The End (so far…)

Will Cloud ever get his sword back?

Will Reno, Tifa, and Rude open that pickle jar?

Will McDonald's come back?

What happened to Aeris?

Why is Yuffie so annoying?

And what about the nugget?

Tune in next time for… STUPID FINAL FANTASY MOMENTS!

Sephiroth: We would also like to state that no nuggets were harmed in the making of this story, although Aeris was, and we don't own Hot Topic or McDonald's or any other thing mentioned in this story. o.O

Me: I apologize for it being short, but if I get good reviews I'll add more. If I get bad ones, it'll all be over.