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It started out as a normal day at the Xavier Institute…
"Destroy the X-Men my giga virus monsters! And then I—Kilokahn!—will rule the digital world!" A purple figure with glowing red eyes and a squid-like face laughed as the X-Men found themselves surrounded by a horde of gigantic computer virus monsters.
"Forge, remind me to kill you." Rogue grumbled as she punched a gigantic Godzilla-like monster in the face.
"How was I supposed to know that my latest invention to automatically program VCR's would transport us to a virtual world inside computer circuits?" Forge gulped as a gigantic foot nearly crushed him where he stood.
Yes, this was a normal day at the Xavier Institute.
"Uh, because you made it?" Kitty suggested. "Duh!"
"Forge you are so dead when we get back!" Jean swore as she used her telekinesis to throw one of the monsters aside.
"Kill Forge later! Take the monsters down now!" Scott ordered as he blasted another one.
"You know on the 'Scary Villain Scale, after the giant robots, alien invaders, terrorists, and demons these guys are only coming in around a '5' ." Kurt quipped.
"I always knew you were a fool Kilokahn!" Snarled a wrinkled, evil looking villain that vaguely resembled Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. "So now I—Grimlord!—shall be master of the digital world! Attack my cyborg army!"
"HRRAAAH!" His army yelled as they rushed at the X-Men.
"Gambit can see it's going to be one of those days." Gambit sighed.
"What, you mean a regular day?" Bobby asked.
"I bet the Misfits don't have to put up with this sort of thing!" Peter groaned. "I knew I should've stayed in Russia."
The Misfits were starting to wish they'd stayed in Russia too as they were busy fighting an army of alien monsters from outer space in what was a typical day for them.
"If we don't stop Emperor Gorganus he'll take over the Earth to use its location as the focal point of a system of power portals of to conquer the universe!" Althea reminded the Misfits as they fought Gorganus' army of alien monsters.
"Who are you, the narrator?" Pietro asked rhetorically.
"Man isn't this just typical?" Lance muttered.
"What, us fighting an army of freaks and weirdoes?" Todd asked as he slimed several of the alien monsters.
"Yeah, pretty much." Xi agreed as he kicked one monster in the head.
"Besides that!" Lance groaned. "While we're out here saving the world, the X-Geeks are probably goofing off!"
"Worry about that later!" Wanda said as she hexed the monsters.
All in all, it was a normal day. But that didn't last thanks to the machinations of their enemies…I mean their real enemies.
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"This is an outrage!" Pierce bellowed as he crushed a wine snifter in his mechanical arm in a pique of spite.
"What is it this time Pierce?" Shaw sighed in resignation as the Hellfire Club gathered in its usually meeting place. "What's the matter?"
"This! This is the matter!" Pierce shouted as he waved a piece of paper around. "Our sources tell us that Sky High has finished rebuilding itself from our attack last month! Moreover, it's bigger than ever! They actually took the time to expand Sky High and make it a junior high and high school for the goody-two shoes of the world! They've built dormitories to house students who have no homes and beefed up their defenses! We'll never be able to strike at them now!"
"This is all unfortunate but not a cause for concern." Leland tried to calm him.
"It is when the stinking Justice League and Teen Titans stick their noses in!" Pierce shot back. "According to our sources, Sky High graduates will now be put together in groups of five and established in cities across the world as new chapters of the Teen Titans! And when they grow experienced enough they become members of the new, expanded Justice League! This will sink us!"
Murmuring broke out among the members of the Hellfire Club at the news that their enemies have become that much more organized and resolute in their struggle against them.
Their fearful talk abruptly silenced when their Lord Imperial, the immortal known as Vandal Savage, stood up and commanded their attention.
"Enough! This is of no real concern to us." Savage admonished them. "Our plans for world domination cannot be stopped by any school or league."
"The X-Men and Misfits were enough to stop Emma's schoolboys." Pierce sneered, eager to score points off her. Emma's hands clenched angrily into fists but otherwise gave no sign that Pierce's pointed comment about the late Omega Hellions affected her.
"Curious. My 'schoolboys' as you called them—even my rawest and newest recruits—were still able to do more damage and distract our enemies longer than anything your precious Reavers have managed to do." Emma said evenly. "And if it were not for my Hellions then we would not have Cobra under our control."
"A damaged and wrecked Cobra!" Pierce spat.
"And therefore even more dependent upon us." Emma said coolly.
"Well how do you propose to keep the wretched X-Men and Misfits from disrupting our activities now that your precious Omega Hellions are dead as dust?" Pierce drawled. Emma's eyes flashed but she never given the chance to fire back, for Savage held up one hand.
"I have decided that our newest White Pawn will be given the honor of handling these upstart children." Savage grinned as he waved his hand at Cobra's second in command, Destro.
"I assure you Lord Imperial," Destro bowed. "That this time, the Misfits and X-Men will meet their doom and the plans of the Hellfire Club will continue without disruption."
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A/N: Yeah, it's starting again. More Misfitverse madness! In case anyone's wondering Kilokahn is from Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, Grimlord is from VR Troopers, and Emperor Gorganus is from Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills (seriously). They're all cheap Power Ranger knock-offs and so comically bad that I just HAD to put them in as cameos.