Once upon a time, there was an ugly princess name Tyson Granger. He loved to dance in big poofy pink dresses singing," I'm da best O YES! I'm da very, very best!"

All was wonderful for this ugly creature, until one day... Kai the evil tax collector showed up! He went to everyone's house to collect money.

He made people he didn't like pay extra and he didn't like ANYONE.

He always kept the money for himself. The poor ugly princess was all alone in the world, and now, only had one beautiful dress left to wear… the mean handsome tax collector had taken all her money! One day, the evil kawaii tax collector went up to the ugly princess' door. He said, "come out you #&!"

Tyson came out.

Kai continued, "give me all ur money! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Tyson replied, "But wonderful kawaii tax collector, I'm poor!"

Kai glared at the ugly princess and then... PUNCHED HIM!

Tyson fell to the ground crying it's head off.

Kai walked into it's house and stole his ugly beyblade.

The beyblade was pink. Then, Kai smashed it into a million pieces and pushed the crying Tyson out of his way.

Then he went to the baker's home.

Kai said, "baker Ray? I'm here for tax money!"

Ray replied, "NOT FROM MY CHINY CHIN CHIN!"

The tall handsome tax collector rolled his eyes and pushed the door down easily.

Then, evilly, he stole a loaf of bread.

Taking the Beyblade's pieces and the loaf of bread he started walking home.

The wonderful, tall, handsome, kawaii, blue-haired tax collector was on his way home when… he tripped!

The beyblade pieces went flying through the air! (slow motion)

"NOO-O-OOO-OO-...o well" Kai said, leaving them there in the dust.

He had just finished his bread when he reached home,

a large barn with a very fat cow inside named

Voltaire, and a pig named Boris.

He decided to have steak and bacon for dinner.

When the barn was empty, the kawaii tax collector went to sleep on some hay.

When he woke up, he was tied to a pole. Fan girls in hula skirts danced around him. He broke free and ran away. Then when he reached the beach, he swam back to his barn.

Finally he was home.