Disclaimer: I do not own Artemis Fowl, Juliet Butler, or Minerva Paradizo (If I did, she would have died in TLC).
The Day Juliet Wanted to Beat Something Up
'Twas a fine spring day when Juliet Bulter was strolling through the Fowl Manor grounds, looking for something to beat up. Rabbit? No, to small. Tree trunk? Nah, she thought. If she had a beard (which she didn't), she would have stroked it. What to beat up? If only she weren't on vacation from wrestling… Just then she saw a blonde, curly head appear from out of nowhere. Aha! A victim!
The poor girl approached, unaware that the 22-year-old young woman was beyond black belts and extremely bored. "Hey, you!" cried the girl, who was, of course Minerva Paradizo. "Where's Artemis Fowl?"
No one, and I mean no one talked to Juliet like this except for Artemis Fowl the Second himself. Especially not this 14-year-old wimp of a girl. And so, Minerva got the beating she always had coming to her. And, for your information, that's a really good beating.
Just a random drabble I did when I had nothing to do on the computer but I wanted to be on the computer anyway. REVIEW IF YOU HATE MINERVA!!! If you don't, review anyway. Please?