THE HANGDISTRICTOVER 9 – PART 2
by Austin Bittner, Brett Mounce, and Tyler Aitchkay
Johannesburg, Africa; a place that has aliens in it. But there are also humans too. The Hangover people have been invited to the wedding of Wikus van de Merwe and his wife, which is set to begin any minute now… But where are the Hangover people?
In a stressed hurry, Tracy gets a call from her husband, Phil, a Hangover person, seconds before trying to call him. Phil apologizes to her and tells her how much they messed up and how much they also fucked up. In District 9. Uh oh.
FLASHBACK THREE DAYS BEFORE THIS HAPPENED YA
The Hangover people, in Los Angeles, get a letter, from Wikus can de Merwe, inviting them to, the wedding of him and, his wife. The Hangover people; Nerdy guy, cool guy, and fat guy, go there.
Once they arrive in Africa, the Hangover people finally meet Wikus.
"How are you fookin' guys, eh?", Wikus asked.
"Something cool", Phil said.
"Something nerdy", Stu said.
"Something fat", Alan said.
"Aye, I fookin' get drinks we fookin' party, yeah?", Wikus said.
"Shut up and I hate you", Phil asked.
The Hangover people and Wikus get drunk and have a hangover HAH.
Phil wakes up first. And cool. He is dizzy and he has no idea where the heck he is. He is in District 9.
Stu wakes up with AN ALIEN TATTOO ON HIS FACE UH OH.
"This is an alien tattoo!", Stu said.
Alan wakes up last. He is now bald and has a little alien baby. He names it Markus. It isn't until later that Alan reveals the sad, sad truth .
"I drugged you guys with alcohol and heroin", he said.
"Oh my god Alan I hate you", Stu said.
"Fucking guys stop fucking arguing fucking so much fucking we have fucking to find Wikus fucking in the District 9", Phil said.
"I hate you, Phil", everyone in the Hangover people say.
They go look for Wikus now, but little did they know that they were going to find out something bad. The Hangover people check their pockets, which leads them to find a mysterious alien's house. They talk to her and stuff.
"Hey have you seen this African guy named Wikus?", Phil asks.
"Yes, have you seen Dickus?" Alan asks, which is funny because Wikus' name can be mistaken for a name like Dickus HAH.
"ALAAAAAANNN", Stu asked.
"Stu you had sex with me and I'm a transvestite, see here are my balls", the alien said.
Stu reacts in a very hysterical manner and gets over it rather quickly. Later, the Hangover people go into a house. There are a few photographs seen in a room in the house. It reveals that during their drugged antics, the Hangover people accidentally sprayed Wikus with a full can of that black shit that turns people into aliens.
Once they realize this, Wikus suddenly pops out at the Hangover people. As an alien. Ya.
" ", Wikus asked.
"Shut up", the Hangover people said.
The Hangover people leave District 9 and decide to go to an airport; an African airport OH NO.
"I'm glad that's all over. Now let's go to France and be a French Hangover people", Alan said.
But before the Hangover people's lives become all sunshine and roses in France, a crazy person suddenly yells out…
"This place is going to be our final penetration!"
"Shut up", the Hangover people said.
The crazy person and a few other teens get off the plane in a mix of panic and ecstasy as the Hangover people stay in their seats. The plane takes off and shit.
"This will not be out final penetration", Stu asked.
BUT, the plane suddenly bursts into French flames and the Hangover people die instantly the next day.
There are no photographs.
The End