Candyman by yours truly.
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters, I only abuse them with my imagination. evil grin Song not mine. Obviously.
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She had the afternoon off from training when one of her favorite songs came on the radio. Ino turned up the volume and started to sing and dance to it, completely forgetting that she had previously left her window open when she had to yell at Shikamaru for throwing a rock at her window. She sung one of her favorite parts to the song.
"He's a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He's a sweet chocolate sugar coated Candyman
A sweet chocolate sugar coated Candyman!"
Unknown to her, a certain male of the honored Hyuuga clan was walking along near her house when he heard her. Neji stopped to listen. He winced as Ino chopped up the lyrics and then decided to correct her, so he made his way over to her window where the music and her voice was coming from. He found her idiotically dancing to the song as if she were the original singer. 'I can't stand this any longer' he called to her. "Ino."
Ino was in the middle of her performance when she heard a voice,
"He's a sweet chocolate sugar coated Candy-Wha!!!" she turned around immediately as soon as she heard her name and blushed a deep red as she now found who had caught her singing. It was none other that Hyuuga Neji, the one who refuse her flirtations during the chuunin exams. Like a deer caught staring at a cars headlights before their ass was ran over, she could only stare at him.
Neji was just looking back at her and her embarrassment, he coughed to get her attention and then spoke, "I have you know that you are butchering the song. It goes, 'He's a sweet talkin' sugar coated Candyman' not 'He's a sweet chocolate sugar coated Candyman'. You girls have a very unhealthy craving for chocolate, or sweets for that matter." Then he walked away.
Ino just stood there, with the song still playing in the back and eventually connected what Neji told her were the right lyrics, and the song together, they fit. She sang and danced again, this time singing the correct lyrics and soon the song finished. She thought to her self, 'Huh, so it's talkin' not chocolate. Wow, Neji was right…….. Neji was right!?!' and soon shouted, "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!"