No, I do not own DBZ or anything afilated with it except my characters...if you don't believe me go on for info about this

OK I gave the android some REAL NAMES

Android 18: Elizabeth

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Android 17: Jason

She walked round the house ditzy like a tipsy goddess.

Elizabeth finally made her destination, the bathrom.

"Fuck!!! I hate hangovers..." she mummbled moments before she reguretated her remains from last night.

"Sis...you iight" Jason called from afar this his body dangling lifelessly from the couch.

"Bad...hangover..."

She fipped her hair up and away from here face as she rinsed her face and removing exess vomit.

"W...Where are we...this is our apartment..."

She looked around and noticed that there were other people in the house that seemed familar in her mind but yet forigen to her eyes.

She walked up to a blacked hair male who was wasted on the floor.

"Hey...dude...ok..."

The man shot up giving her a heart attack.

"HOLY SHIT!!!! YOU SON OF A FUCK!!!!!"

"Man...I had a fucked up dream that I fucked a dog in the ass..."

Her eyebrow cocked and looked at him.

"Dude...how wasted ARE you?!?!"

"I dunno but who the hell are you my face."

"...My name is Elizaneth...but you can cal me Izzy, or Liz."

"Wow...sexy name...there's this hawt pornstar name Liz...lol...not you," She grew angry when he made that comment, "But...my name Goku..." He mummbled as he scratched his head.

"Hey."

Elizabeth looked at her brother. "Yeah..."

"Um...I forgot...I think I'm still high..." Jason laughed hard until he started to caugh.

"So...do you know anyone else in here???"

"Shit! I know everyone in this room..." Goku began to laugh hard and plopped on the floor and tried to colect himself.

Is everyone in here wasted???

She thought as she looked around.

"Well first there's Yamcha, " He said pointing to the stairs,"Bulma ...the blue-haired chic on the table, on next toBulma--the black-haried is Chi-chi."

"Wow..." Elizabeth gwaked at the Bulma for a while as he continue on the list all of his friends.

"And my best friends, Krillin, the on hanging," Krillin fell, "WAS hanging...from the ...rail... And Vegeta...were suprosed that he drank...he kept going on how he's Buddhist and what not...someone must of 'spiked' his drink"

"...heh I guess ya got alota friends ya?" Elizabeth said with a soft smile

"Yeah...and I'm deeply in love with one...we've been together ever since!"

"Awwww...who, Bulma?"

"No...would if I ws interested...it's Vegeta...my lover!" Goku gave her a childish smile.

"Oh...so you're..."

"Gay...yes anything else...no."

"Wow...how did your parents take it???"

"I...dunno..."

"What kinda of answer--"

"They died before I met them..."

"...Oh sorry to hear that..." She was feelin bad for asking

"Its ok." Goku replied with a smile bigger than before

"So...um...about --never mind..."

"What????"

"Nothing.just thinking out loud."

She got up and walked into the kitchen and saw Bulma wasted with her legs copped open witj a mini skirt on.

Elizabeth blushed and turned away.

Wow...she fuckin hawt!!!!

She mummbled to herself as she turn back once more.

DAMN...