Disclaimer: No matter how much I wish, Pippin has never appeared in front of me, so I guess I don't own himL
Written from Pippin's POV
My poor little mushroom, I forgot all about you! Here you lie, molding in the pantry, oh how could I have missed you?!
It looks as if you soaked in wine, and you were definitely next to an onion at some point, the smell is horrid! Oh poor little mushroom, why wasn't I able to see you when I needed a mushroom most?
So much do I crave for a mushroom. They are out of season now and to live I need one, there is no life left in you poor mushroom!
As I sob over this poor mushroom, I realize something, this is a mushroom, never mind that it is moldy! My mouth waters and I pop it into my mouth, the flavor reaches every taste bud on my tongue.
Slowly I chew, savoring every taste until it is completely gone.
Then, to the pantry I state, "I'm hungry!"
There, a quick drabble, please tell me what you think! Funny? Stupid? Funny/stupid?
Ah Pippin…you made me love mushrooms!