Angela was just minding her own business on the bus, like any civilized person. Looking for that new dragon ball spinoff online while she waited for her stop. Angela loved dragon ball as a kid, and the new stuff by Toriyama has relight her interest.

It was time to break out her three years of studying Japanese in public school to try and read the manga that wasn't even translated yet.

Angela has been avoiding spoilers, so she laughed when she read that the dumb kid fell down the stairs after trying to look at a girls panies.

Served the perv right. She thought as she hit the next page.

Angela saw the next panel filled with Yamcha of all the DB characters, before the bus turned sharply and slid. The young girl screamed, and the last thing Angela saw was a pole coming at her.

Where...

...Am I?...

...Did I...

...Die?...

Angela couldn't move. Her eyes were closed, but it didn't feel like she was sleeping. She couldn't feel anything. Angela couldn't tell if she felt cold, or hot, but it felt like she was in water.

But... How...

...Would I be...

...breathing?...

It was heavy, Angela could tell it wasn't air. But there didn't seem to be any ground that she was lying on. She was flowing, and she fell back to sleep.

Some of the times that Angela 'woke', she tried to move. It seemed to be getting easier, but she still couldn't tell. She couldn't feel. She didn't feel like she was still alive.

When Angela was able to open her eyes, there was a green tint to the world around her. At first, she couldn't see much beyond that fact before falling asleep once more. Then as time went on, she noticed more.

There were people moving about, some wearing what looked like lab coats and others wearing strange costumes. One of these times, she realized that she was vertical to them, and was floating in a green liquid. When the people in the lab coats came close, she came to the conclusion she was in a tank.

Ok, so I was either adopted by aliens, or I really did die and was reincarnated as a fish.

A few more cycles of observing then sleep passed and she felt like the first option was more likely.

That isn't a human. Angela thought as a fish looking biped in a lab coat with a scouter straight from dbz on their ear-thing.

Who would have thought that aliens have bluetooth?

"Looks like the monkey is done. PL of 57, just enough to mark her in elite like her progenitors." The thing said, and she was able to understand perfectly.

Why are the aliens speaking english?

The alien handed something to another one, who left behind a sliding door. The fish being then came over to the tank she was in. This close, Angela was able to see the alien clearly, or at the very least as clearly as she could in the goop she was in.

"It's awake already? Weird." the fish said staring at her before typing on their version of a computer.

As the fish walked away, Angela heard an odd sound before noticing that the liquid was draining. Excitement fill her as she hope that would mean she would be able to go home.

Isn't that how adoption stories go? Some experimentation then getting drop off in a corn maze. She thought, pushing away any doubt that she died before.

Angela was so sure that she met her end, but you don't have crazy dreams when you are dead and those dreams aren't realized enough that you can feel. Still, there felt like something was missing. Like she was missing something.

Nevertheless, Angela waited eagerly to be out and on her feet. Everything else could back until she is back home with her family and friends.

Once Angela's head was above the liquid, she noticed there was a woman now standing in front on the tank. A Very human looking women wearing a costume that belonged in comic con, even though she couldn't remember seeing a lot of dragon ball crossplayers at the only one she been to.

"Hurry it up. I want to see how strong she is." The women said in a commanding voice that made the aliens quick to respond.

With a hissing sound that belonged in a sci-fi movie, the tank that she has been in for who-knows-how-long opened. A pair of arms then lifted her up like a child. She was then face to face with the human looking women who was also wearing the blue tooth like objects.

"57? Not too bad for a baby. Come on Argula, lets see what you can do."

With that, the woman set Angela back down and she noticed that she didn't even come up to the women's hip.

What is going on?

"What are you waiting for brat? You have legs, so use them." The woman said, and she hesitantly followed.

Angela had a bad feeling that the body she is in now wasn't the one she was born with, which seemed impossible, but aliens. If she wanted to know what was going on, the human looking woman would be her best bet.

I'm going to freak if i'm in a robo body or something.

As they walked, she saw more and more of the human looking people walking around, only now she could also see all have tails. At first she thought they were just weird furry belts, until she saw it move.

A look to the woman Angela has been following proved that she had the furry tail as well.

Okay, so they aren't humans. Or maybe they are a subspecies of humans? A experiment the aliens performed? Angela thought as she looked back.

She also had a tail.

It was just casually moving around as Angela walked, and Holy shit I have a tail.

"Why did you stop walking? You shouldn't be tired yet." The woman said, Angela just now noticing that she stopped walking in her shock.

"Ah, ah." Angela tried to ask 'what the hell is going on' but her mouth (new mouth?) refused to properly make the words.

"Oh, that's cute. You are already trying to talk." The woman said, those she didn't look like she thought Angela was very cute.

They started walking, and Angela took note of herself more than her surrounding. Her legs were short and chubby, with arms to match. The tail seemed to be helping Angela's balance instead of hindering it, which was a surprise. It just seemed like Angela body was that of a small child. Maybe not even that considering that her little sister Sophie was able to run at 9 months.

"Hey Weaklings! I need a saibamen for my daughter to train with, she was just born so I don't want to see any of those elite ones." The woman yelled as soon as they walked into a room.

This was looking like an arena, but Angela was more curious about what the lady just said.

Saibamen? Daughter? Born? Just what is going on? Is this like a futurama deal where the aliens decided to adopt our ideas... of the dragon ball verse? And the human like one like putting the souls of humans into their children? Just what is...

"Argula! You better do well in this fight." The woman said, and Angela just notice she was now alone in the arena.

Before Angela could wonder that that meant (though it was pretty self explanatory), the ground started trembling. Angela took a step back to see something green brake out of the ground.

"Gekakaka"

Huh, it really does looking like a Saibamen. Was Angela only thought at the being standing in front of her.

Then it moved.

Angela fell on her butt trying to move away when the little green man lunged at her, only to see it stop in mid air and fly at her once more.

Without much thought, Angela lifted her armed and was able to block the Saibamen's first punch, only to be kicked off the ground.

"AHHH!" Angela screamed as she hit the ground, more in shock then in pain.

This is... what? Do I want to fight this thing or... i'll die again? Angela wondered as it punched her again, this time in the abdomen.

"What are you doing kid? Fight back!"

How am I supposed to do that? I've never fought in my life! Angela yelled in her mind as she block another one of the Saibamen's attacks.

Angela barely had time to think with how fast the time was attacking her. It was taking up all her attention to just block or dodge the attacks, so much so that Angela didn't realize she never would have been able to do this before.

And the thing is just ... laughing at me! Angela thought before forming a fist and throwing it at the green body just as she side stepped the monster's last attack.

It connected, and to Angela's shock the saibaman went flying into the wall, cracking the rock when it collided.

W-what? Am I superman or something?

"Don't just stand there? Finish the Saibamen off!" The woman yelled, and Angela looked up to see there were other human-like people with her.

"Ah?" What do you want me to do? Kill the Cabbage monster?

The Saibamen got back up as Angela tried her best to get into a fighting stance. She had one leg out, her center mass in the center (who would have thought that), and her arms up in a lose X shape. Though it didn't do much when the Saibamen kicked her legs out from under her.

Angela fell backwards and her head smashed onto the ground. She had only a moment before the Saibamen was on her once more, and Angela closed her eyes as she punched and kicked with all her had. It was a frantic thing, and Angela wished she decided to take that self defence class.

Then Angela hand was wet and dripping.

"Not too bad. Could have done better, but you did kill it."

Angela opened her eyes to see the woman standing over her. She sat up, looking over to see the Saibamen was lying on the floor next to her motionless. There was green stuff all her arm, and Angela realized with was blood.

"Now's not the time for napping. Come one kid. I might as well show you around since you will be staying."

"St-ah-ng?" Angela asked slowly, forcing her mouth to work, though it was quiet and horsy.

Like when her friend had bronchitis.

"If you were too weak, we would have sent you away to get stronger. But since you won your fight, I'll train you to be a strong Saiyan warrior. Or maybe get your weakass father to train you."

"Sah-ya?"

"Saiyan. That is what we are. A proud and powerful race. And you better live up to it being my first born."

Angela just stared at the woman as they walked. She was tall, even with Angela's short body she thought the woman was close to six foot. With long spiky black hair that moved slightly as they walked down the hall.

Saiyan. Is this really just because of some aliens who took their dragon ball obsession too far or when I died was I like reborn in a weird alternate reality?

Angela didn't want to think about that second possibility. That would mean there was no way home, and Angela wasn't sure what she would do with that knowledge.

This is going from dragon ball, to dragon ball z. However villains from movies, GT, and super will be used, just in different ways. Also Goku is not going to be a main character in this, so if that is what you wanted to read you might as well leave.