When Padfoot Talks Moony Into Being Sugar High
By Moony vs. Padfoot
Chapter 1: How Padfoot Manages to Get Sugar Down Moony's Throat
Disclaimer: These characters are not ours, they are JK Rowling's.
"Sirius, will you please stop being hyper!" demanded the voice of Remus Lupin to one of his friends. Sirius, who was jumping on his bed in his underwear, didn't seem to notice or care. Moony rolled his eyes in disgust of what one of his so-called 'friends' was doing. "Moony, just eat some sugar, and the world can be yours!!" Sirius suggested to Remus, who was still working on his Potions essay. "Suure..." Remus said with a hint of sarcasam in his voice. "Eat some sugar and become a total IDIOT like you." "Who are you calling an idiot? I don't see an idiot!" Sirius said and looked wildly around, bewildered. "A perfect example," Remus groaned. "C'mon Loopy! James is on holiday in America, and I usually go sugar-high with him and," Sirius glanced around and saw a fat rat snoozing on a rug, "Wormtail isn't fun to go sugar-high with!" "So I'm fun to go sugar-high with?" "Well – no, but more fun than Wormtail, because I've decided to expose you, Prefect and Outstanding O.W.L. student, to the fun of being sugar-high and HYPER!!!"
Sirius bounced around some more, and bounced too high. He came crashing down on Wormtail, the fat rat sleeping on the rug. The rat gave a loud squeak of terror as he was crushed under Sirius's Bludger-patterned underwear. Wormatil ran out from under Sirius's behind and turned back into a human. Sirius grinned, "Be more careful where you sleep Wormtail!"
He looked over at Moony who was in his "thinking face".
"You know, it does seem quite fun to be hyper and loosen up sometimes, I'll try it buddy!" he grinned.
Sirius's face lit up and he pulled on his pants. "GREAT!" he grabbed Remus's hand and dragged him down the stairs into the kitchen before Moony had a chance to protest. Sirius knew his friend could change his mind in an instant. "Wait – I –" Moony struggled, as Sirius kept his arm around his neck in a bear-like head lock. "No Moony! You shall become SUGAR-HIGH!" Sirius grinned and gave a bark as he dumped half a jar of sugar down Moony's throat. "Sirius! Stop being an idiot! I OBJECT!" Suprisingly, Sirius didn't do anything. "I don't want to turn THAT much of an idiot," all of a sudden, Moony's eyes lit up in a maniac kind of way (the sugar had gotten to him).
Note: We know this chapter is awfully short, the next ones will be longer and FUNNIER!!!!
Chapter 1: How Padfoot Manages to Get Sugar Down Moony's Throat
Disclaimer: These characters are not ours, they are JK Rowling's.
"Sirius, will you please stop being hyper!" demanded the voice of Remus Lupin to one of his friends. Sirius, who was jumping on his bed in his underwear, didn't seem to notice or care. Moony rolled his eyes in disgust of what one of his so-called 'friends' was doing. "Moony, just eat some sugar, and the world can be yours!!" Sirius suggested to Remus, who was still working on his Potions essay. "Suure..." Remus said with a hint of sarcasam in his voice. "Eat some sugar and become a total IDIOT like you." "Who are you calling an idiot? I don't see an idiot!" Sirius said and looked wildly around, bewildered. "A perfect example," Remus groaned. "C'mon Loopy! James is on holiday in America, and I usually go sugar-high with him and," Sirius glanced around and saw a fat rat snoozing on a rug, "Wormtail isn't fun to go sugar-high with!" "So I'm fun to go sugar-high with?" "Well – no, but more fun than Wormtail, because I've decided to expose you, Prefect and Outstanding O.W.L. student, to the fun of being sugar-high and HYPER!!!"
Sirius bounced around some more, and bounced too high. He came crashing down on Wormtail, the fat rat sleeping on the rug. The rat gave a loud squeak of terror as he was crushed under Sirius's Bludger-patterned underwear. Wormatil ran out from under Sirius's behind and turned back into a human. Sirius grinned, "Be more careful where you sleep Wormtail!"
He looked over at Moony who was in his "thinking face".
"You know, it does seem quite fun to be hyper and loosen up sometimes, I'll try it buddy!" he grinned.
Sirius's face lit up and he pulled on his pants. "GREAT!" he grabbed Remus's hand and dragged him down the stairs into the kitchen before Moony had a chance to protest. Sirius knew his friend could change his mind in an instant. "Wait – I –" Moony struggled, as Sirius kept his arm around his neck in a bear-like head lock. "No Moony! You shall become SUGAR-HIGH!" Sirius grinned and gave a bark as he dumped half a jar of sugar down Moony's throat. "Sirius! Stop being an idiot! I OBJECT!" Suprisingly, Sirius didn't do anything. "I don't want to turn THAT much of an idiot," all of a sudden, Moony's eyes lit up in a maniac kind of way (the sugar had gotten to him).
Note: We know this chapter is awfully short, the next ones will be longer and FUNNIER!!!!