Challenge #11: Bustier, C-4, ice cream, using dialog only!
Title: "Bad image"
Author: Ailinn
Characters: Sheppard, McKay (Atlantis setting whoo!)
Genre: Humor
Spoilers: None
Rating: PG-13 (has a few sexual innuendos…like you can avoid them with these challenge words!)
"McKay just get in the damn puddle jumper, now!"
"Alright, already, Major Sheppard! I'm going! Although I'm still at a loss as to what exactly I said to upset the woman."
"It wasn't what you said. It was your look!"
"My look? What look?"
"The 'Oh my God! Look at the size of her !' look.
"Oh that look. It was merely scientific curiosity, Major. I wasn't looking AT her body. She had some sort of weapon stitched into her bustier."
"I'll bet. But even so, how'd you tick off the husband? It wasn't just because you were ogling her oh so robust form. He was ready to kill us all. Least that was the gist of what I got from his screaming invectives."
"Hey now! That bit wasn't my fault. Blame Lieutenant Ford! He's the one who made the comment about melting ice cream. How were we to know the husband had the hearing of a bat?"
"What on earth did melting ice cream have to do with the price of tea in China?"
"I'm not sure, really...food fetish?"
"Oh for crying out loud, McKay! There isn't enough C-4 in the world to blast that image out of my head!"
"Well…you asked."