Just some pointless humor. Read it to the end and it'll make your day. :D

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This was his secret. His deep dark, scary secret.

The brown- haired boy grinned a little, feeling like a little boy.

No one would know. No one could ever know. It was just...embarrassing. But he enjoyed it. A shameful pleasure.

He'd never live it down. Ever.

He was the leader. Oh fearless one. And what he was currently doing was completely against everything he stood for.

But it was so...relaxing. A good way to let it all out. Just to relax. Away from everything. Sarah, the boys, and his drunk mother.

The boy closed his eyes and grinned a little, enjoying the feeling. He was on some type of high.

He decided to try something new. Something fresh. No matter how freaky it would sound.

He stopped with the pleasurable activity to go change clothes. They'd gotten sweaty in the process anyway.

He swapped clothing, feeling a little restricted, but decided it was okay. He needed practice anyway.

He immediately changed the song that was currently playing. It went to a smooth slow song. He sighed contently.

His hands continued their motion. He kept going, spreading his feet wide.

No one was allowed to see. He wanted to make sure of it.

This was his guilty pleasure. Something he enjoyed. And that no one was to find out about. Especially Reid.

He continued his actions.

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Tyler and Reid were currently getting ice cream because the blonde wouldn't shut up about it.

The ice cream shop was in a deserted part of town so Tyler was a little eeked. Why'd they have to come here? Dammit.

The blonde was so spolied. He always got his way. And Ty always went along with it.

Plus he was hungry.

But this area was scary.

And it was getting dark. The boy flinched as he drove his Hummer into an empty parking lot and stopped at the ice cream shop.

Both boys got out and quickened their pace to the shop.

This was too damn far to go for ice cream. It was freakin frozen milk.

Both boys ordered and decided to take a walk around the area. Tyler wasn't letting Reid the slob eat in his car. No way.

So they made their way around, chatting it up about random crap. And then Reid stopped. In front of many glass windows.

Tyler kept walking, unaware of the boy stopping to gape at what he saw inside. The brunette finally had the epiphany and yelled for the blonde to hurry up. He wouldn't listen.

The boy got annoyed but a little curious by what had caught the blonde's attention. He jogged over to what he was staring at.

His mouth fell open. No words were coming out. What the fuck was this?

Beside him, the blonde was lauging so hard that tears were coming out of his eyes and he was on the verge of falling over.

"May--Maybe," Breath. Laugh. "We should come here..." Chuckle. "More often." The blonde giggled out.

Tyler had no answer. He stared dumbly.

This was WEIRD. Beyond words.

But the confused boy finally voiced the question. "Why the hell is Caleb wearing a tutu?"

No reply came from Reid as he continued laughing, turning a little blue.

No answer was given as both boys continued gazing at the Caleb that was wearing pink and currently twirling around to the song, My Humps.

He would never live this one down. Never.

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Lol. So how was it? Not my best. But I personally needed a laugh. So this is what you get. XD