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~Visser Three's View~

I couldn't stand it any longer! Stupid Edru!

Why did everyone think she was better than me?! So what if she was slightly more civilized!

She was hiding something. I could feel it.

I was going to kill her someday even if I wasn't permitted to. But I preferred to be permitted...

If I could find out what she was hiding maybe I would be permitted.

I had secretly morphed my human morph and snuck onto her Blade Ship.

I would usually not sneak around but I had to this time. I felt like a stupid low rank.

Then I heard her...

My stupid twin sister. Edru4364. Visser Five.

She talking with someone. It was late at night.

Like I said, I felt like a low rank, I was hiding in her closet in her bedroom on the Blade Ship when they walked in.

Her and this person were falling asleep when I heard something.

She was moaning with pleasure as this person gave gentle kisses on her neck.

He held her tight. She wasted no time getting his shirt off.

Both were moaning loudly and kissing like two humans gone wild. I felt nauseous. Love makes me feel sick.

But this was perfect. I could file her for treason.

About an hour later both were still wide awake. This person got out of bed. He was an Andalite!

He was de-morphing, as soon as he finished, he re-morphed.

He got back in bed and they resumed making love.

I knew she was hiding something!

It was extremely hard not to fling the door open and kill him.

Just wait until The Council Of Thirteen hears about this! I thought to myself.

~Visser Five's View~

If felt good to see Ruiro again.

I kissed him passionately.

The more I moaned the tighter he held me.

When I first met him I wanted to kill him.

Now, he was my lover.

I smiled and he smiled back.

We eventually fell asleep.

Later...

I was woken up by someone poking me. At first I thought it was Ruiro.

"What do you want Ruiro?" I said.

"Hmm." he said. "What are you talking about?"

I was about to fall asleep when...

"AHHHHHHHH!" Ruiro yelled clutching the covers.

"YAHHHHHHHH!" Islin794 yelped.

"Islin!" I shot up like a board. "What are you doing?"

"There's a hobo in the closet Visser..." he whispered in fear.

Ruiro looked at him like he was insane.

I'm pretty sure he was.

"There is no hobo." I said.

"Yes there is Visser." he confirmed. "It called me a dapsen and threatened to kill me."

"Smart hobo." Ruiro commented with a smirk.

"It's in there." Islin said pointing to my closet.

"I'll prove there's no hobo." I said.

I walked over to my closet door and opened it.

WHAM!

I hit the ground. Something was on top of me!

Ruiro flung him off and held him against the wall.

"Get your hands off me Andalite scum!" he shouted.

Esplin...

Why was he here?! In human morph?

He easily pinned Ruiro to the ground and held him down with one foot on his chest.

Ruiro kicked him in a sensitive place.

I almost burst out laughing when I saw the look on Esplin's face.

He glared at Ruiro with pure hatred. Ruiro gave the same look back.

Islin just sat and watched.

I pushed Esplin off of Ruiro.

Ruiro quickly got to his feet.

"You seem to forget Esplin." I said. "This is my Blade Ship. Therefore my entire army is waiting at my call. So I suggest you take your sorry dapsen self and get the hell out."

He growled. "This isn't over."

He punched Ruiro in the stomach and glared at him before he left.

"Your an Andalite?!" Islin said.

I grabbed my Dracon beam and shot him wondering why I hadn't shot Esplin.

Ruiro kissed me.

We fell back into the bed.

He held me tight. I had my arms around his neck.

I started moaning with pleasure.

He started giving gentle kisses on my neck.

I really cherished these moments. I have to be commanding, aggressive, always frowning, and very intimidating, so it felt good to just let it all go.

Especially when you had someone who cared for you.

~Ruiro's View~

It felt good to kiss her.

It felt good to forget everything and only think about tonight.

Islin was still alive.

He crawled away making sure Visser Five didn't see him move.

He noticed I saw him, he froze.

I ignored him and he crawled away.

A few minutes later we fell asleep...

The next day...

I woke up to my clock warning me that my two hour limit was close.

I got out of bed, de-morphed and re-morphed.

I didn't see Visser Five. I walked out of the bedroom and walked into the living room.

And yes, I did just say living room. One whole section of her Blade Ship was first class.

It had it all, soft couches, huge 80in flat screen TV, what humans call a 'hot tub', huge bedroom, king size bed, and many other things.

I saw her sitting on the couch watching TV. I walked over and sat down next to her.

Her hair was wet so she must have been in the hot tub.

She looked over at me and smiled. "So your finally awake."

I nodded and looked at the TV.

"They get your Tail-Fighter repaired yet?" she asked.

The reason I was on her Blade Ship was because my Tail-Fighter had some malfunctions and she offered to let me stay with her until it was repaired.

"Not yet." I said. "They said it'll be done by tomorrow."

She nodded and took a sip of the drink in her hand.

"You try the hot tub yet?" she asked.

"No." I said.

She smiled. "You'd enjoy it."

I don't know how she talked me into it but she did.

The next thing I know I'm wearing Islin's host's 'swim trunks' and stepping into the bubbling water.

Visser Five was in her 'swimsuit' and already in the water.

"C'mon." she said.

I stepped all the way in. I have to admit, it did feel pretty nice.

I saw down on one of the sides inside of it. It felt more than just nice, it was extremely relaxing.

"I can see why you have one of these." I said.

"I told you, you'd like it." she said.

I let myself sink down to where my nose was just above the water.

We talked for a while.

That is until Islin came running in.

"A hobo ate my fish taco!" he screamed.

What is it with him and hobos?

"Ugh! For the last time Islin, there is no hobo!" Visser Five yelled.

I had to de-morph so I got out and started to walk to the bedroom.

"Hey are those mine?" Islin asked, his eyes wide.

"Is that all you came to say?" she asked.

"No Visser." said Islin. "The Council Of Thirteen wants to see in two days."

For a moment I saw panic in the Visser's eyes. "What for?"

"The hobo didn't say. All he did was say that then he ate my fish taco..." Islin replied. "Now I'm still hungry..."

"So go to the place you got the fish taco and order another one." Visser Five said.

"I- I can't..." Islin said.

Visser Five cocked an eyebrow. "Why not?"

"I got sort of... banned... from the place." Islin said.

"Why?" Visser Five asked.

"I don't wanna talk about it..." Islin said.

Visser Five cocked another eyebrow as Islin walked out.

I de-morphed then re-morphed.

"What was that about?" I asked.

"His host had a bad encounter with a hobo long ago and he's been with that host for so long now, he's gained the fear of hobos as well. Now he calls everyone he's afraid of, a hobo."

"He's crazy." I said.

"Yeah I know..." she said. "He may not be the sanest yeerk in my army but he's indestructible."

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"He was once in a building that got blown up and he survived easily." she said. "I still don't know how he did it."

"Wow..." I said.

She nodded but then grew quiet.

"What?" I asked.

She sighed. "Nothing..."

Was it about The Council Of Thirteen wanting to see her?

I walked over and sat on the couch after I dried off.

I relaxed and watched TV...