Disclaimer: I don't own saiyuki or anything from this anime! All are from Kazuya Mineruka! Just a big fan of hers! And I just want to tell everyone that I am going to make a nickname for kougaiji and dokukakuji(is this the correct spelling of his name?)
"ne, hakkai! Are we there yet? I'm already hungry!" yelled a totally bored monkey named goku "gomen-ne but we still have to travel for 3 days to get to the next village" answered an ever-smiling hakkai "hakkai, is there anyway we could get to that village faster, I am out of cigarettes!" asked a womanizer named gojyo "uruse!" came a voice from an angry one named sanzo.
So they traveled and traveled and traveled without food for goku, without women for gojyo, without silence for sanzo, without stopping for hakkai, and without rest for hakuryuu until day 3 … when they were walking in the streets… "Yey! I can finally eat!" said goku "finally! Women!" said gojyo "yare yare desu ne" said hakkai " we should find an inn very soon, hakkai" said sanzo "why?" hakkai asked confused "you should have sensed it earlier" "I guess your right!" said hakkai, gojyo and goku at the same time… "ch" said sanzo "but when can we eat?" whined a hungry goku… but he suddenly counted "5,4,3,2…" "oie, baldy sanzo!" came lirin's voice "lirin!" said kougaiji's " lirin-sama!" yaone's and "long time no see, sanzo-ikkou!" said doku.
They run out of the village so no one will get hurt
"now will you give the sutra to us or do we have to force you?" asked kougaiji "what do you think my answer would be?" "Ooohhhhh, I know, I know!" exclaimed lirin excitedly "then guess it!" said goku "as always… DEATH!" she yelled as an answer "she got it right" said goku angrily "of course I am right! I have a brain not like you! Brainless monkey!" lirin said while laughing at goku
at this point, goku was already burning with anger he just felt a hand patted his head and it was sanzo's "calm down" he whispered "she's such a… such an… Idi-" goku was stopped by gojyo's hand covering his mouth hakkai bent down facing goku "goku, that's not way to talk about or to a princess or any kind of a girl ok?" "ok… but can I just think about it?" "hai but you have to keep your face from showing it ok?" "ok"
then goku started to think all the bad things he could think of
I have to admit that this is very short and ugly… it's just that I don't have any good ideas! I might continue this maybe next month or week? Anyway… sorry if its ugly!