Sonic and Co belong to Sega, not me.
FIRST ONE-SHOT!
Shadow woke up, reminiscing about a dream he had ."Ah, what a dream." He walked to his living room to play his prized PS3 and Call of Duty. He loved that console like a son. When he turned it on he grabbed a controller and was eager to play.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
"Huh" The ps3 green light turned red. Shadow turned it off from the back and turned it on again.
BEEP BEEP BEEP.
"WHAT THE HELL!" He slammed his fist on the table, snapping it in half. He then stopped himself and took a deep breath. "Relax Shadow, Relax. Remember what you learned in Anger management." He went on youtube to find a fix to it. After 3 hours of opening it, heating the main chip, and putting it back together, Shadow grabbed a controller and turned it on. "Play time bitch-"
BEEPBEEPBEEP. Red light again.
"WHAT THE HELL! I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT! WHAT THE HELL GIVES?" His eyes were red as the devil's dick. He grabbed a bat from the closet. "WHY WON'T YOU WORK!" He started whacking the console, breaking it into little pieces. "YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!." He yelled as he kept smashing the device. A minute later, Shadow stood in disbelief at what he done. The pieces of the poor PS3 where everywhere. Shadow dropped the bat and scratched his head. "Shit, I let my anger get the best of me." He looked down at the remains of the PS3. He pulled out his wallet, grabs his car keys and got in his car. "Here goes another 300 bucks." He said as he drove off to Best Buy, where he bought another one and started playing it as soon as he got home.
2 MONTHS LATER.
Shadow was just getting back from a party hosted by Silver the Hedgehog. "Damn, that party sucked." He remarked. "Now, time for some Zombies.." He grabbed a controller and turned on the PS3. He waited for the welcome screen to come on…
BEEPBEEPBEEP. The red light was on.
"NOT AGAIN! DAMMIT!" Shadow roared as he grabbed the bat from the closet.
END
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