A/N: Sith Droideka emailed me this. For those not in the know, he's currently on a mission in Finland. I felt obliged to upload this.

Elder Javert gets called

Everyone was waiting for Inspector Javert to get his call. He had turned his papers (for some reason) and was now expecting his mission call anytime. At last, it arrived in the mail. "Look down! Look down! Look down at all your mail!" Inspector Javert Sr. sang, "it came! At last! You'll know where to set sail!"

Inspector Javert opened up the call letter as the rest of the Javerts watched. "Finland... Helsinki!?" Javert said, "what is this land, what sort of devil is she, to be so caught in a trap, that I must let it go free, it is its hour at last, to have a seal on her fate! All it will take is the funds from my tithes! Justice is mine, for I shall give her back a life!"

And so Javert (Elder Javert) went on a mission.

Elder Javert goes tracting

Elder Javert knocked on the door, and it opened. A woman said, "Kuka?", or "who", in Finnish.

"Woman! At last! We see each other plain. Madame L'Finn, you'll take off Satan's chains," Elder Javert sang.

"Anteeksi, mutta haluan nukkua," the woman said, which means, "Sorry, but I want to sleep." Then she slammed the door.

Elder Javert at district meeting

Elder Javert was the district leader, and he looked out over his district. Then he opened his mouth and said: "There, out in the darkness, investigators running, fallen from God. Fallen from grace, God be our witness! We never shall yield, 'till we come face-to-face, 'till we come face-to-face. They know their ways in the dark, but ours is the way of the Lord! And those who follow the path of the righteous, shall have their reward! And if we fall as Lucifer fell, the flame, the sword!"

Elder Javert goes street contacting

"Well, it was nice to meet you," Elder McGuy said to the man he and Elder Javert had met on the street.

"Yeah, it was great. Name's Johannes," the man replied (he was Swedish, so he spoke English).

"Great! My name's Elder McGuy," Elder McGilligan said.

"And I'm JAVERT!" Elder Javert shouted. "Do not forget my name! Do not forget me... Johannes the Swede!"

The original contained the name of Sith's IRL companion, so I changed it. I wasn't sure he wanted to be associated with this.