Dear readers, I regret to inform you that my laptop decided to crash and so the newest chapter of Phantom of the Justice League will not be published for sometime. I am deeply sorry about this set back, but I can assure you that I am working on re-writing the chapter.
Any-who I have decided to write a short thing that popped into my head; Rules for living with the Autobots.
I hope you enjoy!
Yo, my name is Finlux O'Harra and I'm bored so I've decided to make some rules for living with the 'bots.
1:Don't even TRY and change their paintjob's.
(Odds are they'll either blame both sets of twins or there'll be world war three.)
2:No Nerf wars.
(They worry about use harming ourselves or our 'bots,Nerf is for teens and kids!)
3:Cosplay is not aloud.
(It confuses them and you may get shot in the ass if you cosplay as someone bad i.e;Megatron,Starscream etc.)
3:Coffee and me are not aloud together.
(I love the delicious caffeinated drink but it makes me beyond hyper...)
4:No horror movies.
(Sunny screams like a girl,Bee nearly always glitches,Jazzl never watches them and the older bots are just plain old grumps.)
5:Selfies are benned.
( . )
6:Comparing 'bots to super heroes is a no-no.
(Sunstreaker took it as an insult to be compared to 'pathetic fleshies'.)
(He's just angry he's not recognised as Superman.)
7:Do not stick fingers where they shouldn't be.
(I once got my finger stuck in one of Jazz's joints.I didn't notice till he asked me why I wasn't screaming.)
(I reminded him that I can't feel pain and whatnot.)
(Yay my medical condition!Not.)
8:Holloforms are not to be used for stupid purposes.
(Like getting yourself out of a speeding ticket and seducing the female cop.)
(I'm looking at you,Sideswipe!)
10:Tumblr is illegal on base.
(Even though its funny,Prowl glitches too much.)
11:Skateboards and kiddie-pools are not aloud!
(I broke my nose!)
(Sam was knocked unconscious!)
(Bee laughed his aft off...)
I hoped you liked is more to review!
-LSP