Lycanthrope (to the tune of "Popular" from "Wicked"):
After a "filking blackout", I managed to come up with this filk. Enjoy and don't forget to review!
SIRIUS:
Remus, we've
become suspicious
Of what's happening with you
(And let's
face it – it's been tough to
Figure out what's wrong with
you)
Why you disappear
Many times a year
JAMES:
Why
your robes always look torn
And you're always tired and worn
And
now at last we know the mystery
PETER:
There was no reason
to hide
This secret that you've had inside
Don't worry –
you have nothing more to fear
JAMES, SIRIUS, and PETER:
Now,
listen up
This is what's up
You are a…
Lycanthrope!
We
know that you're a lycanthrope!
Now, why couldn't you just
say
The truth right away?
Did you think it would scare
us?
Well, Remus, if that is so
Then you don't know
Peter,
James, and Sirius
You're a lycanthrope
It's not bad to
be a lycanthrope!
You still will hang out with us
Laugh at
Snivellus
Everything will be the same
'Cause we know
That
for a werewolf you're awfully tame
REMUS:
You have no
idea what an enormous risk this is
Every month I turn into a
cruel, bloodthirsty beast
If you ever come across me during full
moon, then
I can bite and tear you
I can even kill you
You
must stay away from lycanthropes
You don't know about
lycanthropes
I won't be a normal guy
As hard as I'll
try
I'm cursed, so there is no hope
There's nobody who'd
want to
Be friends with a lycanthrope
JAMES, SIRIUS, and
PETER:
La la la la
We will still stick by
you,
Lycanthrope
When it's full moon, you transform
and
You're not with us, you're alone then
And on other
days, you will not bite
You're harmless
We'll still be
your friends because you
Have been an excellent friend to us
And
you're not the least bit scary
Don't make us laugh!
You're
a lycanthrope!
Who cares that you're a lycanthrope?
It's not
about your curse scar
It's the way you are
Your cool
personality
Can make up for your lycanthropy!
And though
you protest,
We know you're the best
With that we must
agree
And we're gonna help you
Cope with your lycanthropy
La
la la la
You're a lycanthrope
But you're the nicest
werewolf there
Could be!