Bobobo-Bobo-Bobo meets Cromartie High School
By Kakoratt 101
As this may be a mixture of two messed up animes. "This is seriously not a good idea to copy all of these characters movements"…even though you cannot see them.
(The quote came from Cromartie High School anime…These characters aren't mine! So please don't sue me!)
-Enjoy-…please? Review? Please?
One day on a rainy shiny day.
"How the hell is it supposed to be rainy and shiny at the same time!" yelled Beauty.
Ok fine…One day on a shiny sunny day, with temperatures going over a hundred degrees.
"It's scorching hot out here don't you think Bobobo?" Bobobo has his "Afro Fan" with him.
"Hey what the…when did you get a fan? We weren't even close to towns in days!"
"Its summer, and I thought of a fan and a fan just came out of my head. And do I care, I think not."
"So you don't care if I get hot and sweaty?"
"Well I think that you're already hot."
"Not Like That!" "Ok then, I guess you don't need a fan then." "But…I thought you meant…Eh?"
-Cromartie High School-
"Why do you guys always have to come into my house!" asked Maeda.
"I seriously don't know, but these chocolate cupcakes taste great!"
"You don't know!" "I don't know with what? I was talking with Shinjiro…Yea Freddie arrived!" said Kamiyama
"Get that damn horse out of here!" yelled Maeda. "Look! Look at what you done to my carpet!"
"Anybody have cheese?" asked Shinjiro as his hair sways in the air.
"Hey we still have to find Mechazawa, and celebrate his birthday."
"I don't think he even has a birthday, although he is a ro…" Shinjiro covers his mouth.
"Don't say that again. He is our friend." Said Shinjiro.
"Why are you guys in my house anyway!" asked Maeda again.
"Uhhh….Maeda's birthday?" Said Kamiyama.
"Yes they finally celebrate my birthday…again, but my birthday was a few months ago!" thought Maeda
"Happy birthday Maeda!" yelled everyone. "But that's my mom!"
-In the middle of nowhere-
"Hey Mechazawa, don't you think we went the wrong way?" asked Yutaka
"How the heck should I know, I'm a robot that just transforms into a motorcycle and or rides a motorcycle." Exclaimed Mechazawa
"Jeez…I didn't know you felt that way." "Neither did I."
As they walk, they see a glimpse of something off in the distance.
"Hey, who is that?" asked Mechazawa
A guy in a Blue tight shirt and white pants, and a blonde Afro, along with a pink haired character beside him. When they got close to each other, Bobobo said
"Hey! Can you lead us to the closest town!"
"Uhhh…maybe, but it's not going to be my fault if we get lost, just blame it on Mechazawa here." Said Yutaka
"Isn't he just a cute little thing?" Said Bobobo "Hey, I thought I was supposed to say that." Said Beauty.
-5 hours later-
"Ok…were here." Said Yutaka "You knew that our town was close by?" asked Mechazawa "Nope I just guessed where it was."
"What's your name?" asked Beauty "Yutaka, and this is Mechazawa as I mentioned him earlier."
As the two get to a train station to go to Cromartie High School Yutaka replies "Um…I just remembered that I have to go to the Flower shop and go get flowers for my mom."
When Yutaka turns his, he surprisingly sees a flower shop in the station.
"Screw it."
-Cromartie High School-
"It's that…Gorilla again, over and out." said Jun Ishikawa as he hides in the bushes and talking on the radio to his boss.
"Good…now go and capture it." Replied Yamaguchi
"Yes sir. Holy Crap! He's right over my head! Your turn!"
"Hey I'm your boss, and I order you to get that Gorilla!"
"To late…he got me." The gorilla then starts stroking his hair and begins to groom it.
-Inside the High School-
"Hey…Kamiyama…can you do me a favor?" asked Shinjiro
"I can't…I got things to do…like cleaning my house and going to Maeda's house again."
Shinjiro starts shaking him into the nearest locker, and says "Get a hold of yourself, all I wanted you to do is just get me a horse for Christmas!"
"But it's the middle of July."
"So what, we can have Christmas in July. Just please, I want a horse!"
"What will you do with it?" "I Uhhh…will keep it in my house until I get something that's appropriate for it."
-On the train-
"I have to take care of business in the bathroom." Said Yutaka. He then goes into the bathroom and everyone on the train starts to hear him puking in the toilet.
"Better?" "Never been better. Just a couple loud pushes and its out."
"I didn't really want to know that." Said Beauty.
"And I thought that I was the one that needed help. But any case, now it's time for. Bobobo's theater!"
"One day Beauty and Bobobo ran into a couple of people that didn't really look very good to be with, but then 5 hours later they seemed to have helped and now…" "That's the whole story from the beginning! No spoilers!"
"Awwwwe." Replied Bobobo
-30 minutes later…-
"Hmmm….we're here!" yelled Mechazawa
"What is this?" asked Beauty
"I didn't know that Cromartie High School had a Train Station to." Said Yutaka "Well now you know."
-In front of School-
"Hey look, it's Boss! And Mechazawa! Now we can celebrate his birthday!" yelled Kamiyama
"…this thing has a birthday? I mean it's just a ro…" Said Beauty. Yutaka covers her mouth quickly and says "Don't say things like that…he gets sensitive." "Ah, got ya."
-Maeda's house-
"Happy birthday! Mechazawa!"
"Thank you this means so much to me."
"Why are you guys in my house…again!" asked Maeda
"Who wants Banana bread!" asked Shinjiro
"Banana bread? I don't have any Banana…wha? Where'd you get that!" asked Maeda
"I made the Banana bread." Said Bobobo "Where'd you get the materials?" "From my head. I think of stuff and things just pop out just for no parent reason."
"Okey dokey…that didn't really make sense." "So many questions going on." Said Kamiyama
"I'm not sure what you're getting to, but whatever it is…I don't care." Said Shinjiro
"Ok that's it! There are too many people talking! Where's the nose hair that we used to see and those big missiles and weird things that came out of Bobobo's head? And what happened to those little people that usually helped Bobobo when he's in a desperate situation?" yelled Beauty
Would you be quiet already! You complain too much. "Fine!" Continuing on with the...the…story.
"Hey, wait a minute. I don't have knives in my house. So how are you supposed to cut the bread…Huh?" exclaimed Maeda.
"With my sumo-wrestling nose hair attack!"
"Your what?" "You heard me." A long dangly nose hair came out of Bobobo's nose and starts to cut the bread. "Holy crap, his nose hair has a mind of its own! Welcome to the Cromartie High School." Said Kamiyama "Oh now you greet him to the School." Said Yutaka "I'm sorry boss, I just didn't think of it at first!" "You'll now have to face the consequences of licking a raw turkey or chicken that's about to be cooked for dinner. You have your choice."
In Kamiyama's mind "What should I do…Turkey or Chicken? I don't know any more, there both the same right? Except with a different taste to it."
"Times up! You'll now have to lick either the turtle or the Skunk! You have your choice again."
"Now what…the Turtle or the Skunk? I can't make up my mind. I had them both for supper before, and they both taste so good…I don't know what to choose."
"Times up! Again! You'll now have to either lick A: the Devilish pieces of garbage that my mom has in the kitchen or B: Oklahoma steak fry stew that may leave a devastating burn on your tongue."
"I will pick…The Devilish pieces of garbage that my mom has in the kitchen!" "That's my mom not your mom!" "I know, I said my mom." "Oh god I give up."
-Destrade Technical High School-
"Mr. Yamaguchi, we have devoted a plan to corrupt Cromartie High School, for we are…The Bad Asses! Our plan is to take their Gorilla and…" said Masked Takenouchi
"That's what Ishikawa and I was doing just a day ago!" "Uhhh…boss, you barely done anything in the plan." Said Ishikawa "Then we'll do it again, except on that person that's called Freddie." "What about that big horse that he has, it's like size of an elephant, but barks like a dog." "So it is an elephant or a Horse?" "I just told you a horse that's the size of an elephant! How many times do I have to tell you!" said Ishikawa
-Cromartie High school- (sunset)
"You know what Beauty." "What Bobobo?" said Beauty in a calm voice "This sunset makes me want to…boogie with turtles and skunks." "What! You just ruined a moment of romance!"
"What's with her?" said Shinjiro as his hair with the air like it has a mind of its own.
"I guess she doesn't like my dances that I do. Nor the turtles or skunks." "Now, now…its ok, it's all over baby, its over." "Why are you holding me?" "Ooo Shnagerdoogle."
"What the heck are you talking about?" asked Bobobo
"I…I don't know. Who wants Banana Bread?"
Everybody in the Background said "ME! Dammit!"
"Maybe it's a good idea if everyone took a one week break of randomness, even though my pretty little sun like shaped baby didn't show up, I still think that…Until next time…Don't miss the next chapter… "Bobobo-Bobo-Bobo meets Cromartie High School Part 2." Don't miss it"
"Finally, we get some breaks in this story." Said Beauty
"And as Bobobo said Until next time…Uhhh bye."