Harry Potter's Magical Mistake
This is based upon 'Scrubs'(halfway through Season 6) created by Bill Lawrence and 'Harry Potter' (After the Deathly Hallows) by JK Rowling, this is all a fictitious account of how things MAY have gone had the two ever been mixed.
From Dr. Toilette and BonesBird.
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Prologue
Harry Potter was enjoying his first week in his last year at Hogwarts. His NEWTs (Nastily Exhausting Wizarding Tests) were coming up and his best friend, Hermione Granger, was all ready drawing up revision timetables for the three of them... He could almost hear her voice inside his head, "I know it's the first week of the term but we still need to prepare we've been out of school for a year…"
"Will you shut it Hermione." He was thinking of his other best friend Ron's retort that still kept him smiling, even though he was lying on his bed with his eyes tightly shut. He had wanted to try out a spell that he had read in a book called "Potentially Disastrous Spells". He had gotten it from George for his birthday. He reminded himself that he needed to thank him for it at some point, he felt like he should due to his lack of adventures with the fall of Lord Voldemort. The only adventure he had recently was deciding what colour he would turn Malfoy's hair, he had in the end elected for purple and despite the teachers various attempts he could not return it to it's former blond. Harry had to stifle a giggle whenever he went into Potions but he thought that Snape had guessed that he was the one behind it as he had taken fifty points from Gryffindor when he saw that Harry had dropped his scales but then again this is Snape, he could have just been having fun.
Harry got up from the end of his bed and held on tightly to his wand, he headed down the staircase and saw that there were only six of them inside. Neville was sat on the floor with Ginny and Luna, he was quite surprised that Luna was in there but he heard Ginny explain loudly, "Well Luna you may as well as hang out with us in here since everyone else is enjoying the sun." Harry took the hint, so he took a seat with Ron who was levitating chairs across the room and Hermione was predictable within the realms of a book. He then muttered, "Changus…" he coughed and carried on slightly slurred, "perssonus." He could see a bright white light emanating from his wand in which everyone turned to watch.