This was taken from an incident briefly mentioned in a Teen Titans comic, involving Ravager and Miss Martian- specifically, an explanation as to why they didn't have the greatest friendship. Fortunately, Arty's a bit more patient than Ravager.

I may not own Young Justice yet- BUT I'M NOT GIVING UP!

Artemis knew something was off the moment she stepped in the room.

Wally, Robin and Zatanna were all sitting together on the couch, shooting each other the sort of grin that boded ill for everyone else. Megan, absolutely beaming, flew over holding a large cream pie.

"Hi, Artemis!"

"Er, hi," Artemis returned the greeting, slightly overwhelmed by the Martian girl's enthusiasm. "What's up?

"I baked you a pie!"

With this declaration, Megan smashed the pie into Artemis's face.

There was a shocked silence, which was abruptly broken by Wally falling off the couch laughing.

Artemis blew up.

"WHAT THE #$* , M'GANN?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Megan's enormous smile faded.

"WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO DO THAT!? IS THAT HOW IT WORKS ON MARS?! SAY HELLO, HIT SOMEONE WITH A PIE? WELL, I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS ON HERE ON EARTH! YOU DON'T #$* ING DO THAT!"

"I-I don't understand!"

"NEITHER DO I!"

"I don't understand!" Megan looked near tears. "They laughed on TV!"

Artemis stopped yelling for a moment, suddenly suspicious. "Wait...what?"

Employing her telekinesis, Megan floated over a DVD case which she timidly handed to Artemis. Wiping some excess cream from her face, Artemis silently read the back, clenched her fists, and turned very slowly towards the couch.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU THREE IDIOTS DECIDED TO SHOW HER THE THREE STOOGES?!"

Robin pointed at Wally. Wally pointed at Zatanna. Zatanna pointed at both of them.

"YOU MORONS! WHY THE &^ WOULD YOU DO THAT?! YOU KNOW FULL WELL SHE SEES THE WORLD AS HELLO MEGAN WITH SUPER POWERS!"

"W-what's wrong with that?" Megan asked quietly. Artemis ignored her.

"I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BOTHERED WITH THAT * $ ANYWAY! YOU'RE LIVING WITH THE THREE STOOGES OVER THERE!"

Artemis chucked the DVD case at Wally's head, then stormed out to go clean up. Robin blew out his cheeks. "Well, that particular joke didn't go nearly as well as planned."

"No..."

"Why'd she throw it at me?!"

"I didn't mean to upset her, I really didn't!"

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Rinsing the last of the cream pie from her face, Artemis snagged a towel and headed out the bathroom door. She needed to find Megan-

"Um, Artemis?"

Speak of the devil.

Megan shifted uncomfortably from foot to foot, for once not floating. Fidgeting with a piece of her cape, she burst out :

"I'm really sorry!"

Artemis shook her head. "No, Meg-"\

"I'm really sorry I hit you with the pie, I know it was stupid and I probably should have noticed that no one else ever, ever does that, but I figured it was one of those weird Earth things like plastic surgery and-"

"Megan!" Artemis cut through the redhead's ranting, hand raised in a 'stop' gesture. "It's okay. Actually, I wanted to apologize to you. There was no way you could have known better, and I overreacted. I shouldn't have yelled at you, and I'm really, really sorry."

She held out her a hand for a handshake, feeling slightly awkward. "Still friends?"

Megan smiled, then tackled her in a hug. "Of course!"

"Oof! I'm glad. That aside, you wouldn't happen to know where Baywatch and the other two twerps are, would you?"

Megan released her, smile turning unnervingly sweet. "In the training room, hiding from the wrath of the mighty huntress."

"Perfect. I need to go have a little chat with them about taking advantage of the uninformed. Just need to find my bow...coming, Megs?"

"I wouldn't miss it for the world!"