Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Panic. It belongs to Shoji Gatoh and Tokyopop. I am just using this for fun and not profiting from it.

I was inspired years ago to do a one-shot story after reading Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK but I didn't have an account back then. This one shot is with Sousuke Sagara and Teletha Tessa Testarossa. If there is any OOC in this I apologize as I have not watched the anime in forever or read the manga in a while.

Chapter One

A Day at the Office

Sergeant Sousuke Sagara was sitting calmly in his seat facing his Captain, Teletha Tessa Testarossa. About three days ago, she had called him over to the Tuatha De Danaan or TDD-1 for short to discuss something with him.

Thinking it was a new assignment for him he made his way to her as soon as possible to receive his orders. But to his surprise it wasn't orders, rather she wanted to speak to him about... well him.

"I am glad that you came today Sousuke." She said giving him a warm smile.

"Thank you Madam Captain. I was wondering though why that you called me over on such short notice?"

"I just wanted to let you know that you are one of my best soldiers and I am glad to have you."

"Thank you Madam Captain."

"You have accomplished much in your military career and are one of the best pilots we have." She complimented him with the same smile.

"Again thank you Madam Captain."

"In fact you are one of my favorite soldiers ever since I meet you."

"What about Kurz and Melissa Madam Captain?"

"Well I will admit they have some bad habits but they are still good soldiers though I couldn't chose between them over you."

"I see." Sousuke was beginning to wonder why she was acting so friendly with him over this. He was about to find out.

"There is just one problem I have with you." The silver haired beauties smiled widen which caused the young soldier to be extremely nervous.

"What's that Madam Captain?" The young sergeant asked squirming in his seat.

"HAVE YOU SEEN THE FUCKING BILL FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU BLEW SHIT UP AT SCHOOL?!" Teletha screamed, yanking a piece of paper from her vest pocket and shoved it into his face.

"Err..." Sousuke scanned the paper in front of him before replying, "That is a LOT of zero's Madam Captain."

Sousuke realized two things that day. One was that explosives were expensive and two, even the captain had a limit to her patience.

The End

Authors Note

Well this is it for my one-shot and I hope you all liked it, if you do then please review, if not then don't review it.

I wrote this to take a break from my other stories and to help get the creative juices flowing. Don't worry I'll be back to my other work soon. It is just that real life has not been kind to me lately and I have a serious case of writers block. Plus I have a couple of other ideas in my head I have to sort out.

Until next time everyone.