.-~^~-.The adventures of Jamaica.-~^~-.
"Ok! Now that we're all here it's time to get this meeting rolling!" A loud blonde announced, blue eyes took shelter behind glasses and a huge smile beamed directly under them. Another blonde pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed looking the loud blonde over with green eyes.
"America, not everyone is here you git we're still missing one person." He reminded America for, what had to be, the umpteenth time. England furrowed his distinctive eyebrows together in aggravation, a blonde with long wavy hair twirled a rose in his hand.
"I sink we should just start ze meeting wizout them, it's zer fault for being late." France criticized with one blue eye open, a platinum blonde smiled to himself and looked at America with purple eyes.
"Perhaps China is missing one, da?" Russia optioned until a slim boy with long black hair in a pony-tail and angry brown eyes interrupted.
"But I am already here, aru!" China yelled, receiving a blissful smile from the Russian, America stroked his chin.
"Maybe it's Canada, don't worry bro! I, the hero, will totally save your ass!" America announced before 'Ha-ha-ha-ing' to himself loudly. Another blonde poked his hand out from behind Russia and looked at America with blue eyes.
"A-america, I'm right here." He whispered, at the end of the table a tall serious looking blonde with his hair brushed back (I bet you guys already know who this is) wore a look of agitation for the chattering countries finally he opened angry blue eyes and stood while slamming his hands on the table.
"Every conference itz the same damn thing you idiots could just take a count und roll then we'll know who's missing and we can start without zem!" Germany screamed, a brunette with a curl sat between a brunette identical to him and one slumbering away. The brunette turned to his twin.
"Ve~, Romano look Greece has-a fallen asleep." He smiled, his twin scowled.
"Let the cat lover sleep Feliciano, this damned potato eater is-a going to rant-a the whole meeting, I wish I could get-a some shut I myself." Romano complained, Germany shot him a glare while another blonde messed with his phone with animated green eyes suddenly he started laughing and nudged the blue eyed brunette next to him.
"O-M-G Lithuania, like, check out this text my friend had just sent me. I had just, like, totally L-O-L-ed at it." Poland laughed while shoving it to Lithuania who skimmed it and chuckled. A short blue eyed platinum blonde fidgeted next to a tall platinum blonde with serious looking blue eyes, the shorter to the two looked at the taller one.
"Crazy meeting right?" Finland commented nervously, Sweden looked at him for a while before answering.
"Yeah…"
"Why don't you all stopping acting like children and we can continue the meeting." A brown haired man suggested with sophisticated purple eyes behind glasses. A man with short black hair and brown eyes next to him looked around, assessed the situation, then nodded.
"I agree with Austria." Japan admitted, after everyone had settled down America stood in front of a chalkboard.
"Fair enough, since I'm the hero I'll start us off. First order of business is whether we should all get to together and f—" America was cut off by music being played in the distance, suddenly the doors were kicked open by a woman playing small drums.
"Whas up wit all yu people?" She asked gleefully, she was dark toned with long dreadlocks pulled back into a pony tail and had large brown eyes. North Italy walked up to her and looked at her drums.
"Ve~ who are you? Those are cool looking drums." She looked at N. Italy and smiled widely.
"Ima Jamaica littl mon, an' who do I gets a pleasure of talkin' to?" She asked extending her hand to N. Italy, he shook it and eagerly introduced everyone in the room.
"Whoa dude, are you a new country? You grew up and got here pretty fast." America noted, England sent him a side glare.
"She's the missing country from earlier you bloody moron." Jamaica chuckled at them and shook her head.
"I'm not new I jus prefer ta stay unda tha radar mon." She winked giving a thumbs up.
{Jamaica normally just let's things take it's course, she prefers to keep out of trivial affairs that don't affect her. She isn't particularly a strong country but she's not completely useless either. Her country's population consists of smelly tourists, drunken college-goers, and drug cartels. The rich climate and soil make for good agricultural opportunities; many countries have resorts and hotels in Jamaica but otherwise don't really worry about her.}
Jamaica frowned as she read the text.
"Ouch dat hurt. Thas not what Jamaica's about ya smart-assed voice outside myon mind. Jamaica is a friendly and lovin country. We love jus about ev'rebody." Jamaica informed gleefully, Germany scoffed.
"Please so dats vhy you've got ze most murder rates in ze verld?" Jamaica cut her eyes to him.
"And dun chu forget it." She began to tap her drums again and hum to herself before walking out of the room leaving most of the people wearing sweat drops.
"B-but what about the conference...?" America asked, she came back wearing business attire and glasses.
"I know I jus wanted to make a kool exit." She said with a thumbs up.
{Jamaica is also a show-off.}
"Shut tup!"
So that was it. Did you like? Did you now like? As I said this was mostly to get rid of writers block so my random mind crap may not be that good sooooo anyway review if you want if you don't I don't care.
Peace, Love, and Peanut Butter.