A/N: Hey dudes and dudettes! A couple of friends and I, for reasons that still escape me, started RPing Supernatural via text this afternoon. The result was pretty good so I thought I'd share it with you. Dean is played by yours truely, Sam and Gabe are played by my friend Kalli who doesn't have a fanfiction as far as I'm aware, and Cas', who will appear in later instalments, is played by Elyse, aka slipsandfalls. Have fun and enjoy our stupid!

Texts from the Impala

Part 1: Are You or Aren't You?

Sam: Dean, are you and Cas 'together'?

Dean: What the hell Sam?! No we're not 'together'!

Sam: Are you sure Dean?

Sam: You guys seem really close…

Dean: Yes I'm sure! Did he say something to you?

Sam: Maybe…

Dean: Okay look. There was a storm and he got scared! I gave him a hug! That's all!

Sam: Dean, isn't it weird that your first instinct was to hug him? Are you denying feelings again?

Dean: What feelings?! If you actually care, I'm not gay!

Sam: We all know you like women Dean, but how many have you been with since you met Cas? Maybe you're Cas-sexual?

Dean: What the hell does that mean? And I dunno like 10? Maybe I just don't feel like getting laid!

Sam: It's been four years man, you two have been through a lot. No one would care, you know.

Dean: There's nothing to care about! How many times do I have to say it, there's nothing there!

Sam: Sure Dean. Even Cas can see it.

Sam: Uh, I mean everyone around you.

Dean: Wha- Cas thinks I- aw shit… Sam what the hell am I supposed to say to him?!

Sam: Dean, we all know you have feelings for him, man. It's obvious. Why can't you see that?

Dean: How am I supposed to just… Look, I don't do feelings. I haven't loved anyone since… shit…

Sam: I know Dean, and I'm not expecting you to have feelings. I know she – Lisa – was hard, but Cas won't hurt you that way.

Dean: How do you know that? Man, how many times has he died? Or left us? And what if I go? I can't put him through that…

Sam: You two are soldiers, you're hunters. You're meant for each other. No one else understands the lifestyle like Cas does.

Dean: I dunno man. He's an angel in every sense of the word. He deserves better.

Sam: But what if he wants you, Dean?

Dean: But I dunno if I can do it… you know where I stand on relationships…

Sam: Look, all I'm saying is give the guy a shot. He's got good intentions.

Dean: Maybe… but hey, about Gabe…

Sam: Uhh, what about him?

Dean: Well, it's just that if I get with Cas will that make it weird for you two?

Sam: oh, um. No. Not at all.

Dean: HA! So you two ARE together! That's 50 bucks for me!

Sam: What? No! Who said that?

Dean: You just did bitch! Bobby is gunna flip!

Sam: If you tell Bobby about Gabe I'll tell him about you and Cas hugging

Dean: Well at least we stayed PG-13 man.

Sam: Are you implying that Gabe and I haven't?

Dean: I don't need to imply anything.

Dean: Don't think I didn't notice the limp a few days ago.

Sam: We aren't even a couple yet. You and Cas are like a bunch of lovesick 16 year olds.

Sam: YOU SAW ME FALL OVER AND GET THAT LIMP DEAN

Dean: THE HELL I DID! And at least mine isn't a great big bag of dicks

Sam: Hey at least I don't have a hickey. Yeah you heard me. Didn't cover it as well as you thought.

Sam: "I hugged him during the storm"

Sam: Bullshit.

Dean: CAS AND I AREN'T TOGETHER! And that bruise was from getting strangled by that vambitch SAMANTHA

Sam: Oh sure Dean.

Dean: Look do whatever or whoever you want but let's just… keep Bobby in the dark on this one… Deal?

Sam: Yeah, I can live with that.

Sam: But seriously man, you needa give Cas a chance.

Dean: So since you have more experience in angel seduction, how do I… you know… ask him out?

Sam: Well, to be honest, uh, it was the other way around…

Sam: I could, uh, put Gabe on?

Dean: Really? Uh… okay?

Dean: Wait he's there NOW?!

Sam: Uh, yeah…

Dean: I swear to god Sam. Do you even like walking?

Sam: Shut up! Do you want help or not?

Dean: Sorry…

Gabe: So Dean-o, what can I do you for?

Dean: Umm, I want to, uh, ask out Cas?

Gabe: Ahh, finally! I was wondering when you'd make a move on Casanova. So you wanna know the how's? How to woo an angel?

Dean: Look if you're gunna be a dick about it…

Gabe: Hey hey, calm down Dean-o. If you wanna ask out little Cassie, you just needa put it as bluntly as ya can. See as you know, he's a bit slow with these feeling things, so just out right say "Cas, I like you. Would you like to go on a date?"

Dean: Right. Okay. I got this. I can do this. Never thought I'd say this but thanks Gabe.

Gabe: No worries. I'll give Sammykins his phone back now. Ciao ;)

Dean: Shit. Okay. I asked.

Sam: Hey Dean. Hope Gabe didn't scar you too much.

Dean: Thankfully we managed to stay on track. Now if that doesn't prove you two are doing the horizontal tango I don't know what does

Dean: I think I just got rejected…

Sam: What? No way? I'm putting Gabe back on! Tell him everything

Gabe: Dean-o? What happened buddy?

Dean: I asked if he wanted to go out sometime and he said we go out a lot. To Taco Bell and hunting.

Gabe: Dean, you need to be specific. Ask him on a 'date'

Dean: I asked if he wanted to go see a movie and he suggested the one with the pizza man…

Gabe: Dean. Ask him on a date. Say the word DATE

Dean: Okay, okay, just gimme a sec

Gabe: Jeez, I though Cas was thick…

Dean: He asked which date in particular….

Gabe: Oh father… Ok, tell him that you like him and you would like to be his significant other.

Dean: Oh jesus. I'm gunna be sick. Gabe put Sam back on.

Sam: Dean what's up?

Dean: He wants to know if I love him. Oh god. I don't know what to say. Sam what do I say?

Sam: Do you love him, Dean? I can't answer that. You just need to tell him how you feel.

Dean: Oh god…

Sam: Dean? Dean, are you okay?

Dean: I told him. Oh shit what if he says no?

Sam: Hey calm down Dean. It's gunna be fine.

Dean: He said okay… He said okay!

Gabe: Really? So it's finally official eh?

Sam: Sorry Gabe took my phone. Congrats bro

Dean: Congrats yourself humpty

Gabe: Oh shut up. We've been together for ages dumbo.

Sam: I really should put a lock on my phone though I can't see that keeping Gabe out…

Dean: I KNEW IT! TOTALLY CALLED IT!

Sam: Oh shut up.

Dean: Go hump your angel I have some things to talk about with the coated crusader.

Sam: You mean your boyfriend? And yes, I think I will now that you mention it.

Dean: tmi Sammy tmi

Sam: Hey you asked! Go hump YOUR angel!

Dean: Butt out bitch

Sam: Whatever jerk

A/N: This is a continuing project and I'll post more as we RP more. I hope you guys enjoyed it!