Okay...short crack.
Don't kill me.
My laptop got screwed up...again. So I'm borrowing one from my Godmother.
I plan to update soon!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Nor do I own a garden or grocery store.
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Fetish
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It was an impassioned love affair.
Sasuke sighed in bliss as he licked it again and again, pleased with the lasting taste on his tongue. Surely, he thought, to love it this much was a crime.
If his aniki caught him like this or God forbid, if his father found him like this, Sasuke was sure they would oust him from the noble ranks of the Uchiha Clan for inappropriate behavior that would put Shisui's discrepancies to shame.
It just felt so good to hold...to love...to nearly play with it. Sasuke couldn't even muster up the ability to think about what he must have looked like, holding it like a treasured jewel.
Naruto would never understand his reasons for engaging in his affair with it. Neither would Sakura, he was almost sorry to think.
Kakashi though...he might understand, he hoped fervently. Kakashi and those dirty books...Sasuke was nearly sure that the older male could understand his fetish.
Damn...this tomato was fucking delicious.
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Lol.
I don't even-
Where'd this even come from?
Whatever.
First non-Sakura related fic.
Drop me a review if you feel so inclined, or if you might have thought Sasuke was with...some guy.
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AJlovesKakashi
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P.S. I'm usually a very serious writer, and as soon as my three incomplete stories are done I have a few SasuSaku (God knows how much this hurts my anti-Sasuke brain...) fics actually planned.
So please watch out for them!