"Get in the oven, you little bitch!" Germany was pissed. It was his first time meeting Israel, and he was just so tired of Israel controlling all of the banks in the world he had to do something about. "You dirty person, get in the oven now!"
Israel stood its ground "No, we will make Palestine get in the oven instead."
Germany got even more pissed. "The Hell you will!" Germany shot Israel and everyone lived happily ever after!