Cass(Me): Before we begin, I would like to say a few words. This is my first time writing a story like this. Also, this is just going to be what the title states. Soul Eater Spin the Bottle. I do not own Soul Eater, because if I did, there would be KiMa everywhere. On to the game! I would also like to welcome my wonderful cousin Katie.

Soul Eater cast: PLEASE SAVE US... O.o THIS WOMAN IS CRAZY!

Katie: Quit your whining. This isn't that bad. Me and Cass play this all the time using random name picker. She ships herself with K-

Cass: NOBODY! NOBODY AT ALL!

Katie: Right... Anyway, Soul, spin the bottle.

Soul: Cool.

*Bottle spins and lands on... Maka*

Maka: Maybe this game isn't so bad after all.

Happy: She loooooooooooves him!

Cass: *Sigh* Happy, wrong anime.

Happy: Aye sir!

Cass: I'm a girl, damn cat!

Happy: NATSU COME SAVE ME! SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME!

Katie: JUST GO AWAY! Anyway, Soul, you have 4 choices. You can either kiss her, eat a whole jar of peanut butter, drink a whole bottle of hot sauce, or truth or dare somebody. What do you choose?

Soul: I'm no wimp, so I'll kiss her. Kissing is cool.

Cass: Right... Ok, so while their doing that, Kid, spin the bottle.

*Bottle lands on Katie*

Cass: *Seething with jealousy* Same thing as Soul.

Kid: Ok. Cass, truth or dare?

Cass: Truth.

Kid: Why are you so jealous all of the sudden?

Cass: Do I have to answer that?

Kid: Yes, but it has to be symmetrically.

Cass: Ok. Here is my answer. *Pulls out wipeboard and draws symmetrical picture of a heart* There. That's it for this chapter. Bye!