How I Made My Twilight Spoof. NOT!
First, I called my friend Guy A.
Me:"Hey, I'm making a Twilight spoof. Wanna help me?"
Guy A:"Sure, what do I have to do?"
Me:"I was thinking you could be Edward. Okay?"
Guy A:"Edward? What do I have to do?"
Me:"Don't worry. I'm sending you a package right now. Everything you need is in there."
Next, I called up my other friend Guy B.
Me:"Hey, I'm making a Twilight spoof. Wanna be Jacob?"
Guy B:"Ok. What do I do?"
Me:"Just bring your dog along on the day of the shooting. Oh, and work on your six-pack."
A few days later, I received an outraged call from Guy A.
Guy A:"MIDNIGHT! I JUST RECEIVED YOUR PACKAGE. IT'S A BOTTLE OF BARBIE DOLL BODY GLITTER!"
Me:"Yeah, you got a problem with that?"
Guy A:"I want to be Jacob instead."
Me:"Sorry, no can do. I got Guy B for that role. He's got the more appropriate dog for it."
Guy A:"Appropriate dog? He's got a fucking poodle! I have a German Shepard! I'd rather be the wolfboy.
(sulk)
What the fuck. Oh well, this is just for laughs anyway. Let's just do it."
The day of the appointed shoot arrives. The 3 of us met at the park to 'get some shooting done'.
Me:"Hey Guy B, how's that six pack?"
Guy B:(grins and holds up a plastic bag from 7-11)"Ice-cold Stella Artois!"
[I love this buddy, man. He sure knows how much I love my Stella! Woohoo!]
So, yeah, that's how I DIDN'T get my fun Twilight parody shot. We just hung around getting drunk and playing fetch the Frisbee with my friend's poodle. Totally EPIC. But at least the beer was good.
Hehe.
~MidNight The Magnificent