Naruto gets AIDS
One cloudy day in Konoha , Sakura Haruno was walking to her boyfriend, Naruto's, house. When she got there she knocked on the door. She heard a loud clanging sound inside until Naruto opened with an orange book in his hand with his pants unbuckled.
"Who the fuck!!!" Naruto screamed. Then he looked down and saw that it was Sakura. "Oh sorry about that Sakura-chan. What's up?" Sakura looked at him and then looked at the book in his hand. "What is that?" "Oh this? Nothing, nothing whatsoever. I am definitely not looking at porno while thinking about another girl. No way, No how. Absolutely no possible way that I'm being a cheating scumbag." Sakura looked at him and said "Oh, Ok. So naruto I want to… "Let's Fuck." She shrugged and said "ok"
They then proceeded to have loud unrestrained sex for 5 hours.