Torbjorn was sitting in his room, browsing through the Internet in the search for quality memes. Then he spotted that the time on his computer was off. It was 2,37 seconds late.

"Hmm, I should calibrate this clock right away." He thought and set the time correctly.

But then he came up with an INTERESTING idea.

"I wonder what happens if I set the time to the year 3000. Hehe."

Then he set the year to 3000, and then, suddenly, he farted.

THE END

jk.

Actually, there was a rip in the time continuum, sucking everything inside. People on the streets were taking a shit into their pants when they saw the sky tearing apart. The humanity was no more.

Then Torbjorn saw God.

"Torbjorn, your actions have led to the destruction of humanity." Said God.

"I'm sorry, God! I promise I will never do something like that again!"

"Well, you can't possibly destroy the humanity again, shithead, since it's already destroyed."

"So I'm in heaven? Or hell?"

"No… I said that humanity was destroyed… Fortunately for you, the midgetry survived. All the midgets in the world are alive and well, though they shat a little in their pants when they saw their human friends being sucked up into an infinitely vast trap of time and space and some other shit.

"What am I supposed to do?" Torbjorn asked.

"You must cleanse yourself from your sins. I'm talking all that weed you've smoked. And all the intercourse you watched on the Internet. Oh, and also the destruction of humanity, yeah, that counts too."

"How can I repay you, my Lord?"

"You must take the lead among the midgets and develop a midget civilization. The midgets are the new chosen people. You will take a shit everyday between 1 pm and 2 pm, and you will not have your ass grow hair like now. You need to shave your ass. You need to teach midgets to shave their asses and to take a shit at the time I said. I'm not gonna lie to you, Torbjorn, you're pretty dumb. But, as THE God, I'm gonna lay off of you now and let you rule the world as the king of the midgets."

"Thanks God, thank you for the opportunity you gave me."

"Yeah, whatever."

And then Torbjorn gathered all midgets in one place and started a new civilization. After 2000 years, there was 500 trillion midgets on Earth. You'd think that's a lot, but midgets are small, so they don't take up as much space as humans…. I think the shit-meter has already exploded at this point, so you know, that's it. Please take into consideration that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Thank you.

DI END