Love story

we were both virgins when I first saw you

jacob threw mud pies

and the flash back started

Jacob standing there

half naked in the cold air .

That Edward was a Vampire

Was he perving at me?

But Charlie said ' stay away from Bella'

I was having vampire venom fits

I was begging you please don't go

and I said

Edward change me

I wanna suck animal blood like you

or kill Jacob for kissing me

He was rather poo

you'll be the vampire

and I'll be the heroine supplier

its a love story

Jacob just cried no!

So I sneak out to the forest to tell you

that I know what you are

Alice mind reads , that I cliff dived

you thought I died

Jacob wanted you to committee suicide

that Edward was a vampire

was he perving at me ?

But charlie say ' stay away from bella '

I was having vampire venom fits

I was begging you please don't go

and I said

Edward save me

Tyler's trying to murder me

jazz neally bite me

then you decided to flee

if you'll be the vampire

and I'll be the heroine supplier

its a love story

Jacob just cried NO

Edward bite me

there saying Jacob's better for me

its easier to choose , coz Jacob is really poo

don't be afraid

I promise Jake won't kiss you

its a love story

Jacob just cried NO

I got tried of renee

wondering If I am being safe

faith in Edward's blazing

when I meet you with Jacob around

and I said

Edward bite me

nessie , keeps having a wee

I need money

why not sell a-l-ic-es porsche

your all confused

you dont know what to do

so you knelt to the grow

and pulled out a haribo ring and said

marry me Bella

nessie stop having a pee

I love you

Jacob piss off , clean a loo

i'll talk to Alice

she'll pick out a white dress

its a love story

Jacob just cried NO

ohohohohoho ohohoho

we were both virgins we I first saw you

please R&R