Cloud:AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aeris:SHUT UP YOU DUMB BLONDE
Barret:Aeris your alive?
Aeris:Yeah i come back to life in every fan fic didnt you know that?
Barret:0.0
Tifa: YEAH AND SHE WONT LEAVE MY CLOUD ALONE
Aeris:YOU CAN HAVE HIM i like Rufus better ^^
Rufus:how come im alive too?
Aeris:same reason as me
Rufus:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cloud:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rufus:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tifa:SHUT UP
Rufus&Cloud:Ok
Yuffie: i have an idea lets go steal materia ^^
Red: we did that yesterday......and the day before...and the day before **red goes off saying this a couple thousand times**
Yuffie:**scratches her head** so?
Vincent:................
Cid:!$#$@%$#!!! dont you say anything Vincent
Vincent:%!#$%$^@%$%!$#! YOUR SELF I SAY LOTS OF STUFF YOU JUST DONT LISTEN!!!
Cid: Um did any one say anything? #$!%#$@#
Aeris: I know let's go on the HighWind for a ride
Cid:WAIT JUST A %$!#%$^!%#@%@ MINUET
Tifa:OH I WANNA FLY even tho ive had no years of experiance what so ever ^^
Rufus: why did i come back from the dead o.O
Aeris:who cares and who knows you just did snuggle muffin
Rufus:dont call me that .
Tifa: Cloud how come you dont have a pet name for me?
Cloud:I do its just inapropiate
Red: **sits in the cornor biting fleas off his ass**
Cid:%$#@!%!@#$ RED THATS NASTY WHY DONT YOU WEAR THAT FLEA COLAR?
Red: If you could do it you would too
Vincent: He's Right.
( hours latter we find our crew abord the highwind)
Cid:%$!@#^%@%^%$&%^$&@^&%@ WOMEN
Tifa:Awwwwww Cid that was the nicest thing you said to me ever ^^
Cloud:$#$@!%$#^%$@&@%$%^! in a moment in the back Tifa?
Sephiroth:FEAR ME I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL wow Cloud you like that too?
Cloud:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rufus:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tifa&Aeris:SHUT UP
Rufus&Cloud:ok
Cloud:**scratches his head** why are all you people coming back from the dead?
Sephiroth:Its simple really they always kill off the real cool guys in the video games and leave you bumbling sack of shit wanna be heros alive. Cloud:what about those guys in Resident Evil they never seem to die?
Sephiroth:Thats Differnt.
Cid:**walks in, in a stewardist suit** tickits please coffee peanuts
Vincent:Id like some peanuts
Cid:$!#@#@%#$!%$#!^ YOUR SELF YOU VAMPIRE FREAK THING
Vincent:Awwww aint Cid just the cutest **squeeses his cheeks**
Rufus&Aeris:**panting and moaning in the conferance room**
Tifa:How come we dont do that Cloud?
Cloud:I dont know how thats why.
Tifa:Oh
Aeris&Rufus:Damn that doors hard to open who nailed it shut?
Tifa:wow thats sad Cloud you dont know how to open a door?
Sephiroth:**whistling inoscently throwing a hammer behind him** who could do such a an evil thing?
Yuffie:Umm whose flying the plane?
Cait Sith:WEEEE I CANT SEE WHERE IM GOING WEEEEEE
Cid:WELL YOU %$~!#%$#!@^#$!! STUFFED %@$@%$!@ IF YOU $%!#%!%!$# CRASH MY $#%!%%%$# PLANE IM GONNA RIP YOU A %$$#@%#$ BRAND %$#%!#@!$# NEW %$#%!# ASS
Cait Sith: Dont they have patches for stuff like that Cid?
Cid:%%#$%$#@^%$^$&^&*(^&$%$#&#% YOUR MOM
Sephiroth:**busy sharping his over grown sword using clouds tounge** Man i cant beleave some one as stupid as you killed me
Cloud: Mwe Ewther
Barret:**stands out side shooting birds claiming them to be his eternal enemy sense the ShinRa made them**
Rufus:WE DIDNT MAKE THOSE YOU IDIOT!!!
Barret:So? Foo' dont make me beat yo like th' Foo' you is.
Rufus:I didnt under stand a single word of that.....
Tifa:**snuggleing to cloud**
Cloud:AHHHHHHH ITS A GROWTH DIFECT GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!
Tifa:**punches cloud breaking his manhood forever going over and snuggling Sephiroth**
Sephiroth:Wow cloud looks like no more of you for us HURAH.
Cloud:**sniffles**
Tifa:Awwwww Sephiroth's so cutttteeeeeeee
Sephiroth:Damn Straight
Rufus:hes a gazillion years old look at his hair he could keel over and die any moment.....
Aeris:Yep he's right
Cid:AHHHHHHHHHHHH WERE !%$#@!%#$!%!#$%%#%!#$ CRASHING
Barret:FOLLOW THAT BIRD!!!
HighWind:CRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
( Every one but cloud survives )
EveryOne:HURAY HURAH
Rufus:**kisses aeris and is last seen running off with her to some tropicle paradise**
Aeris:**lives her life happily with Rufus**
Sephiroth&Tifa:**Both where last seen going towards the north crater ever sense than a buncha mini sephiroths showed up every where**
Yuffie:**was Finaly put behind bars for stealing materia**
Red:**lives his extreamly long life biting the fleas from his ass**
Vincent:**lives his extreamly long life biting the fleas off his ass**
Barret:**was last seen forming a rebel group named "Bird Watchers"**
Cait Sith** Joined Barrets Renegade group against the birds**
Cid:**finaly learned to stop cussing for just 5 minuets but than after that his language got worse**
The End
Aeris:SHUT UP YOU DUMB BLONDE
Barret:Aeris your alive?
Aeris:Yeah i come back to life in every fan fic didnt you know that?
Barret:0.0
Tifa: YEAH AND SHE WONT LEAVE MY CLOUD ALONE
Aeris:YOU CAN HAVE HIM i like Rufus better ^^
Rufus:how come im alive too?
Aeris:same reason as me
Rufus:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cloud:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rufus:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tifa:SHUT UP
Rufus&Cloud:Ok
Yuffie: i have an idea lets go steal materia ^^
Red: we did that yesterday......and the day before...and the day before **red goes off saying this a couple thousand times**
Yuffie:**scratches her head** so?
Vincent:................
Cid:!$#$@%$#!!! dont you say anything Vincent
Vincent:%!#$%$^@%$%!$#! YOUR SELF I SAY LOTS OF STUFF YOU JUST DONT LISTEN!!!
Cid: Um did any one say anything? #$!%#$@#
Aeris: I know let's go on the HighWind for a ride
Cid:WAIT JUST A %$!#%$^!%#@%@ MINUET
Tifa:OH I WANNA FLY even tho ive had no years of experiance what so ever ^^
Rufus: why did i come back from the dead o.O
Aeris:who cares and who knows you just did snuggle muffin
Rufus:dont call me that .
Tifa: Cloud how come you dont have a pet name for me?
Cloud:I do its just inapropiate
Red: **sits in the cornor biting fleas off his ass**
Cid:%$#@!%!@#$ RED THATS NASTY WHY DONT YOU WEAR THAT FLEA COLAR?
Red: If you could do it you would too
Vincent: He's Right.
( hours latter we find our crew abord the highwind)
Cid:%$!@#^%@%^%$&%^$&@^&%@ WOMEN
Tifa:Awwwwww Cid that was the nicest thing you said to me ever ^^
Cloud:$#$@!%$#^%$@&@%$%^! in a moment in the back Tifa?
Sephiroth:FEAR ME I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL wow Cloud you like that too?
Cloud:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rufus:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tifa&Aeris:SHUT UP
Rufus&Cloud:ok
Cloud:**scratches his head** why are all you people coming back from the dead?
Sephiroth:Its simple really they always kill off the real cool guys in the video games and leave you bumbling sack of shit wanna be heros alive. Cloud:what about those guys in Resident Evil they never seem to die?
Sephiroth:Thats Differnt.
Cid:**walks in, in a stewardist suit** tickits please coffee peanuts
Vincent:Id like some peanuts
Cid:$!#@#@%#$!%$#!^ YOUR SELF YOU VAMPIRE FREAK THING
Vincent:Awwww aint Cid just the cutest **squeeses his cheeks**
Rufus&Aeris:**panting and moaning in the conferance room**
Tifa:How come we dont do that Cloud?
Cloud:I dont know how thats why.
Tifa:Oh
Aeris&Rufus:Damn that doors hard to open who nailed it shut?
Tifa:wow thats sad Cloud you dont know how to open a door?
Sephiroth:**whistling inoscently throwing a hammer behind him** who could do such a an evil thing?
Yuffie:Umm whose flying the plane?
Cait Sith:WEEEE I CANT SEE WHERE IM GOING WEEEEEE
Cid:WELL YOU %$~!#%$#!@^#$!! STUFFED %@$@%$!@ IF YOU $%!#%!%!$# CRASH MY $#%!%%%$# PLANE IM GONNA RIP YOU A %$$#@%#$ BRAND %$#%!#@!$# NEW %$#%!# ASS
Cait Sith: Dont they have patches for stuff like that Cid?
Cid:%%#$%$#@^%$^$&^&*(^&$%$#&#% YOUR MOM
Sephiroth:**busy sharping his over grown sword using clouds tounge** Man i cant beleave some one as stupid as you killed me
Cloud: Mwe Ewther
Barret:**stands out side shooting birds claiming them to be his eternal enemy sense the ShinRa made them**
Rufus:WE DIDNT MAKE THOSE YOU IDIOT!!!
Barret:So? Foo' dont make me beat yo like th' Foo' you is.
Rufus:I didnt under stand a single word of that.....
Tifa:**snuggleing to cloud**
Cloud:AHHHHHHH ITS A GROWTH DIFECT GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!
Tifa:**punches cloud breaking his manhood forever going over and snuggling Sephiroth**
Sephiroth:Wow cloud looks like no more of you for us HURAH.
Cloud:**sniffles**
Tifa:Awwwww Sephiroth's so cutttteeeeeeee
Sephiroth:Damn Straight
Rufus:hes a gazillion years old look at his hair he could keel over and die any moment.....
Aeris:Yep he's right
Cid:AHHHHHHHHHHHH WERE !%$#@!%#$!%!#$%%#%!#$ CRASHING
Barret:FOLLOW THAT BIRD!!!
HighWind:CRRRRAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
( Every one but cloud survives )
EveryOne:HURAY HURAH
Rufus:**kisses aeris and is last seen running off with her to some tropicle paradise**
Aeris:**lives her life happily with Rufus**
Sephiroth&Tifa:**Both where last seen going towards the north crater ever sense than a buncha mini sephiroths showed up every where**
Yuffie:**was Finaly put behind bars for stealing materia**
Red:**lives his extreamly long life biting the fleas from his ass**
Vincent:**lives his extreamly long life biting the fleas off his ass**
Barret:**was last seen forming a rebel group named "Bird Watchers"**
Cait Sith** Joined Barrets Renegade group against the birds**
Cid:**finaly learned to stop cussing for just 5 minuets but than after that his language got worse**
The End