The Perks of Getting Knocked Up

by Noc007

It was a mistake. A big BLOODY mistake. I did not NOT mean to shag Ronald Weasley. I mean, for crying out loud I was drunk when it happened! Now here I am, counting down the minutes until that pregnancy test turns negative. - Pansy's POV.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

- Mark Twain

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A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.

- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

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Friendship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.

- George Washington

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