Cousin:
"Mom does Grey honestly have to stay her?" Finn complained. Carol Hudson' Hummel was baking a cake while talking to her son.
"Finn, I know you and your younger cousin haven't been close, but-"
"When he was five he told me he could buy me and sell me." Finn interrupted in an agitated tone.
"I will admit, the life style your cousin has been accustomed too has mad him some-what spoiled, but he's family." Carol reminded her son, who only looked like he was getting angrier.
" He told me that me being alive was a financial liability for the human race ." Her son added.
"Talking about the infamous Grey again I see." Kurt chimed as he walked into the kitchen for a glass of juice.
"More like complaining." Carole teased. Finn wasn't in a teasing mood and left.
"Finn honey I was joking." Carole called apologetically.
"Wow, Grey has a real affect on Finn." Kurt surmised as he sipped his juice.
"Grey is the son of my younger sister Audrey. My sister married a wealthy man, Grey's father and after he died she made it a trend to marry only rich men, Divorcing each one in a short amount of time and getting huge cash settlements. She keeps saying she's found the perfect man, but of course it's a flop for one reason or another." Carole explained to her stepson. "However, My Sister may act like a dits and a flake but really she's an excellent business woman. She's been keeping her first husbands communication's firm in perfect running order amassing even more money then what her divorce attorney can give her." She added.
"And this his husband number what?" Kurt asked.
"Number six, owns a lawferm or something." Carole answered.
Carole pulled out the cake from the oven. "Grey, being subjected to all that money has made him a selfish self centered young man. Him and Finn used to fight all the time. Audrey is going to travel Europe for a couple of months for her honey moon so Grey will be staying with us and going to McKinley with the you and Finn."
"If you don't mined me asking Carole how much is your sister worth?" Kurt asked. Carole whispered in his ear and he immediately dropped the glass awe struck.
Two weeks later:
A Taxi had arrived in front of the Hummel/Hudson house mid day. The back seat door had opened. Grey was 5ft 9in. His hair was the kind of dark brown people confused for black and his eyes were blue. His facial expression was one of distaste and disappointment.
"Do I have to go out their mom?" Finn complained.
"Finn Hudson you will be respectful to your cousin, maybe he's grown up a little." Carol responded. Finn, Carol, Burt and Kurt came outside to greet their guest. As if on queue, Grey gave a played up smile.
"Aunt Carol it's so great to see you." Grey chirped, giving his aunt a hug.
"Hi…grey." Finn muttered uninterested.
"Oh, hi…Finn". Grey greeted. They awkwardly hugged.
"Now Grey honey, I want you to meet your uncle Burt and your new cousin Kurt." Carol introduced the boy to her new husband.
"Nice to meet you sport." Burt smiled, giving the boy a firm handshake.
" Nice to meet you Uncle Burt. Ah, Kurt and Burt that's cute." Kurt could hear the slight sarcastic edge in his new cousins voice, but let it go as nothing.
"Grey, I've heard so many nice things about you, I can't wait to show you around." Kurt said as he hugged his new cousin. Kurt felt no warm or affection come from Grey's body, it didn't feel rite.
"I can't wait either." Grey said in another sarcastically edged voice. Finn started taking two of four of Grey's large black bags from the trunk of the taxi. Burt took the other two bags, seeing clearly that Grey wasn't going to lift a finger. Everyone proceeded into the house. Kurt was waiting for Grey at the door, who was paying the taxi driver.
"Tip?" asked the driver. He said this as Grey turned towards the house. The teenage boy turned back to look at the cab driver with disgust.
" You think you deserve a tip? It doesn't take a rocket scientist to go from point a to point b, your driving was a joke and the fact that you were late, actually doesn't surprise me do to the fact you drive an ugly yellow taxi for a pathetic minimum wage, I wouldn't want to go to my job either. However, I do have a tip for you. Ware some deodorant." The Taxi driver (and Kurt) was speechless. Grey walked away, passing Kurt who followed him inside. Grey walked upstairs and found his room were all his stuff and Finn were waiting.
"Here's all your stuff or do you needed someone to unpack for you your highness." Finn scoffed.
"Oh look at you Finn being the big all tuff guy, nice you can alternate from just being stupid, of course fore you stupid is an understatement." Grey countered. Finns face grew red with anger. Worrying the physical harm that could befall Grey and the big physical harassment charge that could be stamped on Finn, Kurt interjected.
"Finn why don't you watch the game with dad while I talk to Grey for a bit." He suggested. Finn grudgingly walked out of the room. Grey started to unpack his belongings.
"So Kurt tell what there is to do in this town, besides cow tipping that is."
Kurt: there's a great mall
Grey: boring.
Kurt: a movie theater
Grey: boring
Kurt: coffee sh-"
Grey: boring
Grey: boring
Kurt: why did you repeat saying boring I didn't tell you anything yet?
Grey: because it would of probably been boring.
Kurt thought he had enough cousin bonding for tonight and walked out of the room but not before saying to Grey:
"You know Grey I'm pretty big on fashion I could help you conjure some pretty nice mix and matches for school." Kurt saw what his new cousin was wearing which looked very expensive and Grey probably could dress himself great, but he wanted to try to have a good relationship with him, they were now relatives after all. Grey stopped unpacking and walked over to Kurt.
"So you're into fashion, work with Alexander McQueen, The Hause of Gaga, Coco Chanel?"
" Well, no but-"
"Then you are wasting my time." and with that, Grey shut the door in Kurt's face.
