Disclaimer I don't own kid Icarus or sonic that's Nintendo and Sega
In Palutena's temple
Palutena: Pit there's some trouble!
Pit: I'm on my way.
(use green hill zone music for more effect)
Pit then ran through a door into hillsides that was a bright green
Pit: where is this place?
Palutena: it's a place called green hill zone.
Pit: green hill zone, how do you know that?
Palutena: with my all knowing crystal ball.
Pit: are you making that up?
Palutena: maybe.
Then out came some flying red robots surprising Pit
Pit: whoa! What are they?
Palutena: there called egg flappers that's all my crystal ball says.
Pit: are you still messing with me?
Palutena: maybe. Pit watch out!
Then the egg flappers began shooting at him
Pit: whoa!
Palutena: Pit shoot them down.
Pit: right I'm on it ha take that stupid
Pit shot them down and turned around and gloated at the destroyed robots
Palutena: Pit look out!
Then pit slams into what looks like a giant metal spider's web
Pit: theirs a problem with me looking out. You control my flight
Palutena: right sorry.
? : Oh hoh hoh hoh looks like I've got a fly in my web
Pit: I'm not a fly I'm an angel are you blind where are you
Palutena: I think he's committing how you're in a spider's web and you have wings.
Pit: oh I knew that. And anyway who are you
Then a giant purple robotic spider with dome on top climbed down the web
?:I'm doctor eggman and your dead oh hoh hoh hoh
Pit: I'm not dead you are release me and then we'll see whose laughing.
Eggman: fine.
Then the robotic spider brought a leg down and broke the web sending every one below
(use sonic 2 final boss song)
Eggman: oh hoh hoh my egg spider will destroy you
Pit: I'm pit servant of the goddess Palutena and in the name of goodness I will kick your butt
Eggman: what?
Eggman: get a load of this.
The egg spider tries to hit pit with its leg and misses
Pit: too slow.
Eggman: get a load of this.
The egg spider tries to hit pit with its leg again and misses, again
Pit: haven't you heard if it doesn't work the first time don't try again?
Palutena: obviously he hasn't.
Eggman: you know what they say the more the merrier.
The egg spider then fires a web at pit but misses
Palutena: quick pit grind on the web while he's stuck.
Then pit grinds on the web land s on the dome and starts attacking it
Eggman: no, this can't be.
The egg spider then explodes leaving a yellow emerald behind while eggman escapes
Pit: what's this?
Pit picks up the emerald
Palutena: I don't know but its powerful better bring it with you.
The end?
A/N:I might continue I might not you choose, I'll do a poll to decide.