Sorry I haven't posted in forever, I've had a great writers block, but I hope you enjoy this!

My Character

Name: Brendan

Age: 16

Wears camouflage sweater and black sweatpants

Summary of Personality: Friendly, but can be very cutthroat and rude at times.

Hair: Short

Skin Color: Tan

Hair and eye color: Brown

Disabilities: Left eye is a little bit lazy, so he has to wear contacts to help him.

"Would you please slow down!" I screamed, holding on for dear life as the idiot driving this boat ramped up the speed, making me hold on to my seat.

"NO," the guy screamed, "WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE, EVEN IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LAST ONE DROPPED OFF. NOW WILL YOU SHUT UP!" He had a menacing tone to his voice, so I heeded his warning and shut my mouth. I looked out the window behind me, and I could see Camp Wawanakwa inching ever so closely. I will dread the moment I step on that island. However, I did sign up for this... so I can't back out, stupid contracts

"We're here" the man said, "now grab your suitcases and GET OFF MY BOAT,"

"OKAY!" I screamed, grabbing my camouflage suitcases and running off the boat like a mad dog. Unfortunately, I tripped on a stray piece of wood, and tumbled down the rest of the way until I landed face first on the dock.

"Brendan, welcome!" I looked up, to only see Chris McClean in person, staring down at me. I got up, and brushed myself off.

"You do realize that I was this close to DYING on that stupid boat?!" I angrily questioned, pretty ticked off about what has been happening right now

"Yep, and that only makes it more fun!" Chris exclaimed. I just sighed, and turned, only to see Mostly people that I have watched in previous seasons, Heather, Jo, Cameron, Gwen, Courtney, Lightning, Scott, Dawn, Sam, LeShawna, Zoey, Mike, Alejandro, Sierra, and Duncan.

"Wait," I said, "I thought you told me that this was going to be a new cast!"

"Well, I lied." Chris simply stated, "now go over there with everyone else."

I didn't argue and just simply walked over and stood right next to Dawn

"You're aura is a mixed pink. You love to get along with everyone, yet you can be decisive and hard to control or trust." I just stared down at dawn dumbfounded. I knew she could know aura colors, but to know about my personality? Well, I kind of expected that, but it still creeped me out.

"Ummmm... Thanks?" I just finished the conversation then and there, I looked around, and my eye particularly caught Heather and Jo both looking at me funny.

"Well then," Chris started, "Each of you will be separated into teams based on your passed experiences on total drama. With the newbie however, we already designated a team for him. Okay, If I call your name, please stand over there," he pointed to one side of the dock, "Alejandro, Jo, Heather, Scott, Brendan, Duncan, Lightning, and Gwen, you will be known as the Villainous Vultures!"

"What!" Gwen exclaimed, seriously shocked, "Why am I on the Villains team?"

"Because you stole my boyfriend and became the new Heather?!" Courtney exclaimed, obviously angry at Gwen.

"Yeah, what she said." Chris chimed in. I felt like I had to intervene at this point

"You know..." I started, "You weren't really dating Duncan when they kissed, so she didn't technically STEAL your boyfriend. Plus, she has done a lot of nice things." All of a sudden, everyone, sans Gwen, who was smiling at me, was staring at me, especially Courtney, who seemed ticked off at me

(Side Note, whenever there will be a confessional in the show for me, I will show it, because shortcuts :D)

Confessional

"I was just trying to defend her, why does everyone look like they hate me now?! And why am I even on this team!"end confessional

"Why am I on the Villains team anyway?" I said, confused

"We couldn't fit another person in for that Ezekiel prank, so you're on the villains team." I shut my mouth after that.

"Moving on," Chris started again, "LeShawna, Sierra, Courtney, Cameron, Zoey, Mike, Dawn, and Sam, you will be known as the Heroic Hamsters!"

"Also for something new this season, the losers still have to sleep in the same old cabin" Chris said, I then heard a chorus of sighs, like they all hated that place. "However, the WINNERS, get to stay in the all new, eco-friendly McClean Spa Hotel. Complete, with butler, hot tub, and 24-hour masseuse."

At this point I cheered along with everybody else, because of butlers.

"Okay, This year's challenges are all classics from the past, but with harsh new twists, meaning that this will be the toughest total drama season Ever! Your first challenge, find the key to the spa hotel, and, you'll do it in an recreation of total drama's first ever challenge. Cliff diving into water infested with ravenous sharks." At this point, Scott gulped, you could obviously tell that's he's afraid of them.

"Once you dive into the water, try to avoid the sharks long enough to snag a key, and choose wisely, only one of those suckers is the real deal. Assuming you lived long enough to reach dry land, a teammate will drive you to the hotel in one of the baby carriages from season 3's Race through Central Park. First team that finds the key to unlock the spa door, wins, and someone from the losers will be going home."

Comfessional

"I swear if we lose either I get voted out or everyone tries to use me as a pawn. But I'll just team up with Gwen, I know I'm at LEAST on her good side. I hope."

End confessional

I forgot what he said afterwards, and then mike yelled something about swimming suits. After that, everyone started moving away from me, so I ran after them.

At this point we were just walking in the woods towards the mountain I suppose, and everyone was quiet, except for the other team, who was talking about why everyone came back. Then Jo and Heather started arguing about something. Gwen interrupted shortly after that, saying "Guys, just because we're labeled as villains, it doesn't mean we have to act like villains."

"Yeah," I chimed in, " can't we just work as a team?"

Everyone just said something sarcastically after that.

confessional

"This team is going to be the death of me." (Imagine it after that laughing scene)

end confessional

I just simply looked at Gwen, and shrugged, knowing that we both agreed on the same thing. I then noticed that Courtney was looking at Gwen menacingly, and Gwen was starting to get worried.

"Hey," I shouted to Courtney, "I think you should've been on this team if you keep acting like that!" Courtney then looked very offended at the gesture I made and just shunned me

"Thanks Brendan." Gwen said.

"Don't sweat it," I replied, "but I kind of feel like we're the only ones that realizes that we need to work together."

"I know, right?" Gwen replied, happy that I was on her side. Soon after that though, we reached the base of the mountain.

"Greetings All Stars... And newbie." Chris exclaimed flying lower and getting Sand in all of our faces until he landed.

"Hey," I exclaimed, "can you at least call me by my name!"

"Not a chance newbie," Chris stated, silencing my argument, "Here are your carriages, blood red for the Villainous Vultures, and purest god for the Heroic Hamsters. You got 30 seconds to pick your carriage drivers. Starting, NOW,"

As soon as he said that, Scott and Jo both were arguing about who to drive, then Lightning bumped in, quite honestly I was getting tired of this fighting, so I went up to Scott and pushed him out of the way.

"Jo, you're driving, done? Done. I want no arguments from you guys." Scott I bet was still mad at me for what I did, I couldn't blame him for that.

confessional

What? We got a Driver, so what if Scott's mad at me, He's a Villain! I shouldn't even be on this team!"

end confessional

Soon after, the hamsters picked Lindsey to drive. And Chris told us to go up the mountain to get ready to dive in. It wasn't that hard to walk up, but everyone else was panting and tired.

"How aren't you tired Brendan?" Heather asked me, astounded and quite annoyed.

"I walked, and you guys all ran to the top. Simple as that."

All of a sudden I heard the words "FANG!" and I looked down to see the one and only Fang.

"Places people, it's diving time!" Chris said, laughing a little bit at the end there " One diver at a time jumps in, the next driver has to wait until the carriage returns. Ready, Set, GO," I then heard a blow horn, and then the words "NEWBIE GOES FIRST!" And that's I found myself at the edge of a cliff.

confessional

Just because I'm a newbie doesn't mean that I don't have a voice

end confessional

Well, I thought, here goes nothing.

"I HATE CHRISSSSSSSSS!" I screamed, as I plummeted down the cliff into the water along with Courtney. Turns out I hit Fang square in the nose. When I went underwater, I just scratched a random key, hoping that it was the spa key. I then started swimming back to land, and jumped in our carrige.

As we were going to the hotel, Jo stated, "Listen up newbie, I'm in charge here, so you better not get in my way or you will regret it."

"Well that's no way to talk to a potential ally, is it Jo, and honestly, just don't bother me, and good luck with Heather."

"Really?" Jo just stated.

When we reached the hotel, I tried to fit the key in but it was a bus

"Damn it, it's the wrong key!" I stated (because they make some things very obvious in this show)

"Way to go fo-"

"Do you know how many keys there are down there, let's go!" I just said, cutting of Jo, and jumping back into the carriage. Soon after that, we got back to the black, and. I jumped out, only to see lightning go in.

Long story short, we won the challenge when Alejandro got the right key. Gwen though was still feeling a little bit down about something, so I went to talk to her.

"Hey, what's wrong, is it about Courtney?"

"Yeah..." She said half heartily, "I just wanted to make it up for her."

"Then why don't you pick some flowers or something, everyone loves flowers."

Turns out we were allowed to watch the elimination ceremony from a "special" peanut gallery, don't see how it was special though. Gwen went along with my suggestion and gave Courtney some flowers, turns out she was allergic to those though. After that Jeff offered one member of my team to get a special reward, Lightning immediately volunteered. Turns out he was going to be sent to Boney Island and see if he can find that Idol

"Okay, I have something special to announce," Chris evilly stated, with a grin from ear to ear. "For this season only, all of your votes will be broadcasted on the TV above me." Everyone gasped, including me. I mean, who would want to reveal, they're own personal information.

Turns out, everyone voted for Lindsey, even Lindsey herself!

"Thank goodness!" Lindsey exclaimed, "Wait, do I have to ride that scary catapult thingy?"

"Nope," Chris said, "This year, we got a brand new elimination device!" After that, He sent my team and I back to the Spa Hotel. I was frankly tired, so I found the nearest room, plonked myself down onto the bed, and fell into a deep sleep.