Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 8.....
Dedication: To me....I love myself....
~*Misadventures in Time*~
Chapter 1: ...Selphie....
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"Yeah!" Selphie squealed in delight. "We killed that wonderful saint!" she squealed once more.
"Selphie," Squall began, "That was the sorceress who tried to kill everyone. Remember?" he asked.
"Oh yeah." she squealed once more. Suddenly the 'ground' began to shake violently and the entire world went white. Selphie stood quietly looking at her white surroundings. "It's really colorful here."
"Be careful you guys, don't fall into the wrong time warp or we will never get back!" Quistis cautioned as she stopped in front of Selphie. She looked to Selphie. "Look Selphie, there is a warp that goes to the stone age!" she said as she pointed to the large black hole. Selphie looked around nervously then extended her arm and pushed Quistis forward into the time warp. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Quistis screamed as she fell into the warp.
Everyone came running up to the scene. Zell began to cry. "We'll never see Quistis again!!!" he cried. Selphie once again looked around nervously and began to cry.
"Oh no!" she cried. "What have I done!?" she called out. She shoved her hand into her pocket and pulled out a pixie stick, she shoved it into her nose and took a deep breath in. Her sad face quickly became a happy one.
"C'mon, she was just a stupid depressed bitch anyhoo!" she squealed happily. Zell stopped crying.
"Your right!" he yelped. He stood and began to walk away as with Irvine.
"You guys, I think I can get out with your help!" Quistis cried from under the floor. "Guys?" she called once more......
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A/N: That was short, I know...but thats alright...was it funny!?!?!?!? That's the most important thing!!
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