Hi there! It's a crack one-shot this time that I'm making and not even any romance involved. As the summary said it's an AU where robots and talking computers are humans (or at least, human-like beings) and I'm doing one on Probe and Computer. This one would most likely take place before Adu Du becomes evil again.
Hope you enjoy this!
Disclaimer: I think you know what I do not own. Otherwise I won't be here.
A purple-haired figure was walking within the underground base. He had red eyes and spiky teeth. He wore a grey, long-sleeved shirt and a purple sleeveless jacket. He wore long, purple-red trousers and a pair of grey shoes. This was Probe.
Then there was slight snoring.
Probe looked at the sleeping figure on the bed nearby.
She had white, short hair that had slight blue tint on her bangs. She wore a short-sleeved T-shirt which was mostly grey but had dark blue sleeves. Beneath the sleeves were white long sleeves with grey stripes. Her shirt also had a red heart shape on the chest area. Her trousers were white and she wore
He'd figured Computer was still sleeping. In fact, she had slept through almost every occasion (like that one time they were on the moon because Bago Go and his brothers were chasing them and Yaya did not want anyone to be hurt, including flies).
In short, Computer was a heavy sleeper.
"Seriously, she needs to stop sleeping all the time. Even though, she's not called that often like me she can't be like that all the time" Probe said to himself.
"Mbeeeeekkkk" Probe turned and saw the S8000 goat that was calling him. Probe, who knew what it meant (which was "What are you gonna do about it, then?") only smiled sinisterly at the goat.
"Well, I'll think of something!" Probe said before walking to the entrance of their underground home.
"I'm going to ask for Gopal's help then" Probe happily said.
After who-knows-how-long, Computer finally got up from Adu Du's bed. It was one of those days for her. She would at least be awake for a few minutes a day before sleeping again, unless Adu Du would want her to do something. Even then, Adu Du did not really need her much recently. Not that she was complaining.
That just means more time for sleep, which is good for her.
However, the moment she got up, she realized something was wrong.
Really wrong.
"Why am I in a dress!? Isn't this dress from one of those human fairy tales!? What was it… 'Snow' something… 'Snow White'?" she complained. She was wearing a dress of some sort, from one of the well-known fairy tales 'Snow White' (the Disney one). There were flowers around the bed she was on.
"Mbeeekkkk" she heard the goat called. She also understood what the goat said and widened her golden eyes upon hearing what the goat said.
"Probe did what!?" she exclaimed.
"Mbeeekkk! Mbeeek! Mbeeekkk! (Probe had Yaya and Ying changed your clothes, though they were reluctant. Then Probe took out a camera and took a picture and then he said that it's going to be viral)" the goat said.
"Wait! What do you mean viral!?" Computer exclaimed as she held out her right hand. A hologram projection of a screen came out of her fingertips and the screen started changing websites on its own, due to Computer controlling with her mind. When she stopped at a certain page on a certain social network, her eyes widened and her cheeks turned red.
"He's definitely going to get it from me!" she shouted as she closed the projections.
Later when Probe entered the underground home, he received a mug to the face by Computer.
"PROBE YOU IDIOT!"
Like I said, a crack AU one-shot, and it's short too. Seriously, in this AU I would definitely ship Probe and Computer.
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