The Curse
By Kingdom of Deke
Summary: The Decepticons are made to suffer thanks to Starscream's mistake. They're not happy…
Author's Note: This is a story that just popped into my head, the clearest sign yet that all my marbles have well and truly been lost. This is not a tale to be taken seriously in any way or form, so please enjoy it as a tale of hilarity, revenge and the gratuitous use of animals. By the way, when a word or sentence is placed between these brackets, , it means the character is singing.
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Chapter 1: A Bad Choice
We start off in a peaceful forest. Lots of people are there, singing, laughing, generally enjoying life. It's like a scene from a family video, ruined somewhat by the abrupt arrival of a large robot with a voice like a cat being swung by its tail at high velocity, laying waste to the forest and the people in it while singing a song to the tune of Kyle Broflofski's 'Dradle' song (you know, the one he sung in the first season Christmas episode.)
Starscream: KILLING KILLING HUMANS, I'M KILLING THEM ALL DAY! KILLING KILLING HUMANS, HUMANS I WILL SLAY! SECOND VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST! KILLING KILLING HUMANS…
And so on.
But what ho! Our whiny voiced lad comes across an old man from the local gypsy clan and he's not happy!
Old Gypsy Man: Vile metal demon! You who have visited such pain and misery on our commune will now face the wrath of the various gods!
Starscream (looks down at the man with amusement): YOU?!?! MOOHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! Do your worst!
Old Gypsy Man: All right, I will!
The O.G.M. starts speaking in an unknown and ancient language, the kind that usually pops up in school exams for no apparent reason. Colorful lights suddenly start swirling around for a bit before slamming themselves into Starscream. He falls to his knees, killing Shep the Wonder Dog in the process.
Timmy: Shep!
Starscream: W-What did you do to me?!
Old Gypsy Man: I have placed a curse on you. From this day forth, all those you care about will pay the price of your transgression!
The Old Gypsy Man vanishes.
Starscream: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
He stops.
Starscream: Wait a second…I don't care about anyone! No one at all! WOO-HOO! I love loopholes!
Starscream does a happy little jig when the Old Gypsy Man suddenly reappears.
Old Gypsy Man: In that case, all Decepticons will pay the price of your transgression! Try THAT on for size, Mr. McWhiny!
Old Gypsy Man vanishes.
Starscream: D'OH!
Will Starscream regret his transgressions? Will the Decepticons be decimated by the curse? Will the Olsen's twin's popularity ever waver? Find out in Chapter 2: It Begins, coming sometime this millennia!