Okay so here is a humor I've written while I was bored…hope u like it!
Prologue
Takes time over a new Hope. Ahsoka and Rex are married and were peacefully living on the other side of the universe with a son named Kez (he has brown hair and blue eyes and he's human)until Vader comes and finds out that his former Padawan was on the planet. He came to the planet to only find out that…what I wrote above. So he takes Ahsoka, Rex and Kez with him. Darth Hideous ordered him to convince Ahsoka to the dark Side. But everyday it gets harder and harder with the whining Toddler, Annoying Togruta and 'I Hate to follow Orders' Clone (AkA Rex). Currently the setting is the death star…
Chapter 1
Ahsoka: Ani…let's go to Tatooine!
Vader: Stop calling me that and…NO I HATE THAT PLACE!
Ahsoka: Can I ask you a question Ani?
Vader: WHAT?
Ahsoka: Are you emo? Because right now everything you're wearing is black except your pink lightsa-crap I just said I changed his lightsaber color to pink (she muttered under breath)
Vader: No I am NOT emo! And you DID WHAT?
Ahsoka: Nothing…(Vader ignites his lightsaber and points it at Ahsoka but Luckily Rex and Kez came in)
Rex: Don't you DARE kill MY wife!
Vader: And you'll do what?
Rex: Tell stupid Sideous that you said he looks like a Creepy old monster! And that you have a secret apprentice! (Kez Giggles)
Kez: Mommy! (Kez runs over to Ahsoka and shots something that looks like a blaster rifle at Vader. Since Vader had is Back on Kez, Kez bedazzled his cape with Rainbow Colors.) *Giggles* Bader has pweety cape!
Vader: Huh?
Everyone: *Laughs* (there were admirals and stormtroops in the room too.)
Vader: Ahsoka you've got the most annoyingest child EVER!
Ahsoka: That reminds me I was suppose to tell you that you had twins and Padme had named them Luke and Leia. But right now they like don't even know each other. And Obi told Luke that YOU killed Anakin Skywalker.
Vader: I hate that man…
Rex: Congratulations Grumpy! (Kez looks up at his father and copies him but with something more complicated to understand)
Kez: Cwanbwaulatween!(Kez went over to Vader and hugged his leg) *Giggles*
Vader: Would you get your child off me!
Kez: (sticks tongue out at Vader then runs to Pilot Juno) Whew's Gawen? (Where's Galen)
Juno: He's over there talking to Admiral Yularen, sweetie.
Kez: Thawk You. (Goes over to Galen and tugs on his pants)
Galen: Hey Kez do you need something?
Kez: Mommy wants to tawlk to you.
Galen: Where is she? (Kez takes him over to Ahsoka who was now watching Vader and Rex argue) Hey Ahsoka you needed me?
Ahsoka: Ya umm…just look at Vader's cape…Kez did it. (Galen bursts out laughing…which is EXTREMELY rare)
Vader: Galen shut up I'm trying to Argue here!
Galen: Okay…So Ahsoka what did you need me for?
Ahsoka: Okay so I wanna pull some pranks on Vader. I already changed the crystal of his lightsaber pink. So now I wanna paint his TIE fighter PINK! I also wanna change that theme music of his called 'Imperial March' to some lame song like 'Barbie Girl'.
Galen: You make the best pranks ever.
Ahsoka: Actually I read it on a book called 'How to Annoy Lord Vader'. I ordered it on Coruscant. Vader force choked the author.
Galen: Wow…
Next chapter: The prank starts and more…